The Terrible Advice Thread

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SovereignGrace said:
I never said that what you quoted, Brother, as you doctored my post. I was just poking a little fun at you. Water under the bridge?
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if the flood is subsided,anyways,in order to build trust with people keep a mind set that everyone is out to get you,and push them away from yourself because you care for them.
 
Everyone is out to get me. I am not paranoid, as I only have one noid, not two, hence I am not paranoid.

Everybody chew their food on the same side of your broken tooth.
 
I have no feelings only data units so when I say "praise the lord" I am just repeating people,try it for yourself it is exciting!
 
To help someone's hearing breathe into a bag then pop it right next to someone!
 
If you know nothing about karate try breaking wood with your hands anyways,you'll surely reach a "break through".
 
Try walking up 10 flights of steps instead of taking an elevator because it will not tire you out!
 
If someone tells you to stop doing something to annoy them it means they really want you to do it again deep down inside.
 
Drink Milk and Orange juice in one cup because it will help your stomach.
 
When riding a bike in order to not speed up take your hands off the handle bars and go down a hill or incline.
 
Randomly jump out and scare people not only will people not be annoyed but they will encourage you to try again.
 
Lean back in a chair every few minutes or seconds for fun and never expect to fall backwards.
 
Invite people who are lactose intolerant to a party and serve them all dairy products.
 
Wonder how much some people must be paying someone off at work to get away with what they do.

Contemplate how long it will take to save up to be able to offer said people double that amount.

Set piggy bank on table.

#CareerGoals.
 
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Don't just delete those spam e-mails. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. What if you really ARE the designated recipient of 450,000,000 dollars? Won't you feel silly just deleting that message? Sure, give them your info. Take a chance.
 
Yahweh_is_gracious said:
Don't just delete those spam e-mails. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. What if you really ARE the designated recipient of 450,000,000 dollars? Won't you feel silly just deleting that message? Sure, give them your info. Take a chance.
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It's never a scam when a company asks for your personal information to win something go ahead tell them everything including your life story!
 
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