Ruin a date in just four words

[WineRose]

Don't use ice breathe!

Lol lol Too bad!

*Breathes ice*

 

[joefizz]

Lol lol Too bad!

*Breathes ice*

Thanks for fresh ice!!!(hahaha hahaha!)

 

[joefizz]

Yee haw just found perhaps a better ruin a date in 4 words post...
I'm perfect and sinless!

 

[blue_ladybug]

I'm pregnant. It's yours..

*said no first date, ever*

 

[joefizz]

I have a booboo.(also said no first date ever!)

 

[blue_ladybug]

Put alcohol on it..

I have a booboo.(also said no first date ever!)

 

[joefizz]

Put alcohol on it..

Joefizz sent a rep(forgot to put name)

 

[zeroturbulence]

Put alcohol on it..

This should be in the bad advice thread

 

[blue_ladybug]

Thank you and nothing weirds me out.. very seldom anyways..

Joefizz sent a rep(forgot to put name)

 

[renewed_hope]

Put alcohol on it..

Lol I'd say give him a pacifier

 

[joefizz]

Lol I'd say give him a pacifier

You are killing me!!!!(lol good one weird though)

 

[joefizz]

I can see you!(people at the bottom of this page)

 

[WineRose]

You can't see me.

 

[joefizz]

You can't see me.

Gasp an invisibility cloak!

 

[joefizz]

I have two brains.

 

[joefizz]

I speak fluent gibberish.

 

[Musicus]

My car broke down.

 

[blue_ladybug]

You want some escargo?

 

[blue_ladybug]

You smell like gym socks..

 

[blue_ladybug]

Your brother is cuter.