The Terrible Advice Thread

[joefizz]

Dress like a comic book or anime character and don't expect to be called a nerd!

 

[GilaSemut]

Do you want to be President?

All you have to do is borrow a small loan of a million dollars xD (Make Presidents Great Again!)

 

[Pipp]

Have a bad cough ?? Take 3 laxatives right away !

 

[joefizz]

Want a sense of humor?,fall on a porcupine.

 

[Laish]

Dress like a comic book or anime character and don't expect to be called a nerd!

Don’t forget when all dressed up go for that big job interview.
Blessings
Bill

 

[Laish]

Dress like a comic book or anime character and don't expect to be called a nerd!

Or once dressed up go to the nearest biker bar and see if ya can fit in .
Blessings
Bill

 

[SovereignGrace]

Root for the Dallas Cowboys.

#yuck!

 

[joefizz]

Don’t forget when all dressed up go for that big job interview.
Blessings
Bill

Exactly you remember how it worked so well for the muppets!

 

[SovereignGrace]

Don't bathe or wash your hair for one week prior to your big date.

 

[SovereignGrace]

Tap dance to taps as a funeral procession passes by.

 

[joefizz]

count every item you see passing by while on the passenger side of a car,it never leads anyone to get sick don't worry.

 

[WineRose]

Try holding a plutonium rod! It has a really nice feel...

 

[joefizz]

Try holding a plutonium rod! It has a really nice feel...

Try yawning really loud in a crowded room you won't draw attention to yourself.

 

[Tommy379]

Try holding a plutonium rod! It has a really nice feel...

Likely just feel like holding any other piece of metal in your hand.
They use to use it in pacemakers.

 

[Scotty]

Take a bath with a toaster; get washed up while filling your tummy and save time in the morning. Boom!

 

[Mem]

If you're enjoying a nice quiet evening on the porch and a skunk comes ambling by, scream as suddenly as possible to make it scamper away.

 

[joefizz]

eat a whole can of flaming hot cheetos and expect the cheese to wash off of your teeth and hands immediately!

 

[WineRose]

When you're feeling sad, say that "It can't get worse than this."

I promise that saying that wouldn't jinx you at all!

 

[tourist]

Likely just feel like holding any other piece of metal in your hand.
They use to use it in pacemakers.

I think dentists used to use it in fillings too. Your teeth glow in the dark.

 

[Blain]

When lifting anything heavy make sure to use your arms only never use your legs and make sure to make your back do a jerking twisting motion as you lift