scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

I know you like me because you stare at me!

 

[blue_ladybug]

I murdered my last date, and he's buried in my basement.

 

[joefizz]

I breed komodo dragons!

 

[blue_ladybug]

I broke up with your brother because he has cooties, that's not hereditary is it?

 

[BillG]

I murdered my last date, and he's buried in my basement.

no I’m not, you only thought you did. And your orange kitties dug me out.
Im back

 

[joefizz]

I have 32 sharp teeth!

 

[WineRose]

I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.

 

[BillG]

So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

I know you like me because you stare at me!

Because I can’t believe your so ugly

 

[joefizz]

I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.

Wine rose always is good at this making things a tough competition lol!
ok my phrase is...
I am a vegetarian that only eats meat,I have a gas can but no car,and my home is a landfill.

 

[blue_ladybug]

You're the stuff my nightmares are made of..

 

[BillG]

I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.

I am a dumpster, have not $$ And am garbage.
Wanna get married?

 

[WineRose]

Mind if I bring my grandma along?

 

[joefizz]

I believe in fairies but they don't believe in me,my last date was a witch doctor,and my mother chooses out all my clothing.

 

[BillG]

You're the stuff my nightmares are made of..

At least I’m in your dreams.

Wanna get married then I can be next to you when you have your nightmares and beat me up.

 

[BillG]

Mind if I bring my grandma along?

Why not I’m a Mormon

 

[blue_ladybug]

The voices in my head are telling me to hurt you.

 

[joefizz]

my teeth whistle when I speak,my ears pick up radio stations,and my pride and joy is my toy tonka truck.

 

[BillG]

The voices in my head are telling me to hurt you.

My voices are drowning out your voices I can’t hear you

 

[joefizz]

The voices in my head are telling me to hurt you.

my imaginay friend wants me to give you a hug so hug you I shall!

 

[WineRose]

If you turn your earphones upside down to prevent them from falling, wouldn't the music also be upside down? :/