scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

I know you like me because you stare at me!
 
So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

I know you like me because you stare at me!

Because I can’t believe your so ugly

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I live in a dumpster, I only have $10 and the only things I eat are garbage and nuclear waste, if I manage to find any.
Wine rose always is good at this making things a tough competition lol!
ok my phrase is...
I am a vegetarian that only eats meat,I have a gas can but no car,and my home is a landfill.
 
I believe in fairies but they don't believe in me,my last date was a witch doctor,and my mother chooses out all my clothing.
 
my teeth whistle when I speak,my ears pick up radio stations,and my pride and joy is my toy tonka truck.