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joefizz

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I watch tetes a claque otherwise translated from french to english as, tac.tv and yes it looks freaky but it's funny I can almost guarantee that,almost...
 
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joefizz

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WineRose said:
I think I may have an STD...but who knows?
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stinky toe disorder? well I might be able to get along with you if you can accept me having my BMS(Big Mouth Syndrone)...
 
mailmandan

mailmandan

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After dinner, we can go back to my trailer, drink some cheap wine and listen to opera music.
 
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joefizz

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#106
Look I have the millennium eye it's cool...yeah I remember pegasus what of it?
 
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joefizz

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#107
I count every one of my teeth before eating!
 
Pipp

Pipp

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Do you mind if I bring my mom along...we're close...VERY CLOSE
 
mailmandan

mailmandan

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Don't mind the ankle bracelet, I'm no longer under house arrest, just forgot to take it off.
 
Pipp

Pipp

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Don't mind the skin rash.... it's not contagious... I hope.
 
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mj007

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If you had no feet, would you wear shoes? ... So why are you wearing a bra?
 
MichaelOwen

MichaelOwen

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We're going bungee jumping for our first date!
 
Pipp

Pipp

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Does that big nose run in your family ? Just checking for future reference when we have our own kids...
 
Pipp

Pipp

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Ohh.. ok..you DID mean to wear your hair like that...
 
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PHart

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#119
Just call me PHart.
 
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mj007

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Did you fall from heaven? Coz your face is pretty messed up!
 
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