scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[BillG]

Don't mind the ankle bracelet, I'm no longer under house arrest, just forgot to take it off.

ooh would you like to see mine? I still have to wear it for 5 more years.

 

[joefizz]

I shed my hair in the soup,enjoy it all the same!

 

[MichaelOwen]

My own place? Nah, I'm with my mom, but it's cool, free food!

 

[joefizz]

I take all posted signs seriously no matter who might post them!

 

[joefizz]

(totally terrible phrase coming up ,can barely stop laughing just thinking of this scene!)
I would like to plunger your nose because I'd like to make our first date special!

 

[toinena]

I am sleeping with two Labradors. You don't mind sharing bed with them, do you?

 

[joefizz]

I know we just met but I must hug you nowwwwwwwwwww,why are you running away???

 

[Enow]

Do you want to see my head turn all the way around with my eyes bulging out?

 

[Enow]

After five exorcisms, the "Church" has finally agreed to let me go dating again.

 

[Galatea]

If you are not prepared to become the object of my obsession, you should not talk to me. No, don’t even ask me “How’s the weather?” I will immediately glom onto you like a leech and drain you until you are lifeless.

 

[joefizz]

That one might get someone slapped lol

what do you mean might get someone slapped?
if I have learned anything in my years of saying stupid stuff or witnessing other guys say stupid stuff things you never ask a female no matter young or elderly are their age,weight,or about their explicit areas/garments even jokingly unless you want to get slapped,clobbered,arrested,sued,or all of the above especially on a first date or in a public area!

 

[zeroturbulence]

Can I borrow your axe?

 

[WineRose]

I am who you see when you die...

 

[MichaelOwen]

I can whistle a whole lot better when I remove my false front tooth, check it out!

 

[Pipp]

Oh your name is George! That was my name before my operation ! Small world...

 

[tourist]

Oh your name is George! That was my name before my operation ! Small world...

Now you're a Georgia peach.

 

[Pipp]

Now you're a Georgia peach.

Hey I been a Georgia peach since I was 2 !

 

[MichaelOwen]

You have some guy friends? Oh well I don't work with other males since I used to be one.....

 

[SurrenderAll]

So we've established ruining dates in limited words but can we think how to scare a date off in 1 phrase?...this should be fun!...,

I know you like me because you stare at me!

What was your name again ?

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

I burned your house down. You can move in with me.