scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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MichaelOwen

MichaelOwen

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Sorry, I just got off work, I'm a sewage inspector
 
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mj007

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#122
I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness!
 
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renewed_hope

Guest
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#124
"I need to throw up....moments later, I'm ready for that kiss, now
 
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renewed_hope

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#125
WineRose said:
Umm...can you help me take off these handcuffs?
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That might actually do the opposite of scaring off a date. I realize you are only 15, but people can be a bit weird about that sort of thing
 
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joefizz

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renewed_hope said:
That might actually do the opposite of scaring off a date. I realize you are only 15, but people can be a bit weird about that sort of thing
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depends on situation,winerose is leaning toward an escaped convict hence my remark back that is similar lol!
 
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joefizz

Guest
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#129
Can I pull on your hair to see if it's real???
 
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joefizz

Guest
#130
#130
So about my constipation,it was june and I ate cheese...
 
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joefizz

Guest
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#131
Let's talk more about me after all I'm the life of our date!
 
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joefizz

Guest
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#132
Hello I am here for a date would you happen to know if my date is here?...she's supposed to be at the table you are at but I don't see her anywhere!
 
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joefizz

Guest
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#133
(time to get serious lol)
I heard your nick name is thunder thighs!
 
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joefizz

Guest
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#136
You're taking up two seats I can only afford 2 not 3 one for you one for me.(and the clothesline,pow!'lol)
 
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joefizz

Guest
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#138
Keep talking while I take off my socks,I'm listening.
 
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joefizz

Guest
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#140
I literally hold my tongue,(looks at you funny)did I say something???..
 
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