The Terrible Advice Thread

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joefizz said:
Use the phrase "ain't"alot and your English teacher will be impressed!
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ain't
ānt/
informal
contraction
unpunctuated: aint; 3rd person present: ain't

  • am not; are not; is not.
    "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"

    • has not; have not.
      "they ain't got nothing to say"





 
If an officer asks you if you have been drinking, ask him if he's been eating doughnuts since his eyes are glazed.
 
Call something true a hoax based upon your own opinion not facts,it makes sense!
 
Mem said:
Your English teacher also loves it, a lot, when you write alot as one word.
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Use the word "stuff" to finish off a sentence,English teachers can't get enough of that kind of creativeness!
 
Jump into random holes in the ground expecting nothing bad to happen!(Zelda reference!)
 
MichaelOwen said:
If an officer asks you if you have been drinking, ask him if he's been eating doughnuts since his eyes are glazed.
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HAHAHHAH that was funny.......you do that I the town I grew up in you might get a good old fashioned beat down by a few of the officers HAHA
 
Everything you see in movies is absolutely true so you can do everything you see someone do in a movie,and everything always turns out alright,I mean who would lie in a movie?
 
WineRose said:
Troll all the threads, then people will notice you!
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not that "we" have experience trolling threads or killing threads of course we have "never" done that,hahaha hahaha hahaha,also eat bricks they are good fiber!
 
The next time you get a cut use a alcohol/salt solution to make it feel better.....apply at least 4 times
 
joefizz said:
Use the word "stuff" to finish off a sentence,English teachers can't get enough of that kind of creativeness!
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Better yet, use the words "and stuff" for a little extra je ne sais quoi.
 
When pulling out pizza from the oven use your bare hands, it is the only way to know that the crust is crunchy enough. Then spin it two times quickly in the air to cool the sauce for consumption.
 
If your going to use a ladder, coat the rungs with grease and slick 50..especially if climbing one about 16 feet high
 
If you run out of fire crackers you can use a hammer and .22 shells on a rock or concrete walkway to get a bang
 
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