The Terrible Advice Thread

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Mem said:
If everyone's always asking for your advice, but nobody ever listens to it, then you might as well give terrible advice.

Don't pass down any wisdom you might have obtained from doing stupid stuff.*

*Did ya see what I did there, eh?
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no,retype this all over again!
 
Go ahead and eat that week old burrito you found under your bed. It has great nutritional value! Also, don't worry about the green stuff growing on it. It'll just make it taste better.
 
joefizz said:
Talk about yourself in the the third person with everyone you meet!
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Talk about everyone you meet in 3rd person! instead of directly interacting with them, stick to detailed, factual descriptions of what they are doing and how they appear!
 
Everyone listen to Joefizz . He is a medical doctor (M.D.) and gives great medical advice.
Blessings
Bill
 
Laish said:
Everyone listen to Joefizz . He is a medical doctor (M.D.) and gives great medical advice.
Blessings
Bill
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Yes listen to Joefizz he knows all about what ails you and if he doesn't then you weren't ailing anyhow lol!
 
Take everyone literally when they speak metaphorically,like when someone says "spill the beans" find a can of beans and spill them,or when someone says "and I'm frank sinatra" believe the person and get their autograph!
 
joefizz said:
Take everyone literally when they speak metaphorically,like when someone says "spill the beans" find a can of beans and spill them,or when someone says "and I'm frank sinatra" believe the person and get their autograph!
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Oh...please don't spill your guts, then...Lol.
 
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