scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[blue_ladybug]

Didn't I date your twin brother once? He's cuter.. LOL

 

[WineRose]

Konnichiwa! How may I help you, kawaii senpai baka-desu? Sugoiiiii!!!

 

[blue_ladybug]

Is that a cockroach in your food?

*recoils in horror*

 

[blue_ladybug]

Oh look.. My ex-boyfriend is our waiter..

 

[GandalfTheWhite]

You are now under my spell. You will do anything I want..

Meow

 

[claysmithr]

Do you look that good without your makeup?

 

[Susanna]

Do you look that good without your makeup?

Not in a million years.

LOL

 

[MichaelOwen]

Well my brother is a sex offender....my uncle is a sex offender.....my uncles brother is a sex offender, I'm not sure if I'm on the list or not, but here's hoping!

 

[joefizz]

Konnichiwa! How may I help you, kawaii senpai baka-desu? Sugoiiiii!!!

You know too much...vocabulary lol!

 

[Rezin]

I feel like I'm cheating on my ex.

 

[joefizz]

I've tried to eat a donut truck before!

 

[joefizz]

I'm not really married just got married in las vegas.

 

[joefizz]

I'm a virgin me and my ex wife have seven kids,all of them by me,why are looking at me funny?

 

[joefizz]

My mother still dresses me everyday,I don't understand why all my previous girlfriend's thought I'd never grow up!?

 

[joefizz]

I have exactly 30 warts,my favorite hobby is catching frogs,and I am not seeing anyone currently.

 

[Rezin]

I live in my mom's attic n I don't have a job n I'm certifiably mental ill, and being as your going to be my first friend, would you like to accompany me to Lowe's lumber center so we can enjoy the smells of fresh wood, and u can pick out the what you think would make a nice coffin?

 

[zeroturbulence]

I made you a gift!

 

[WineRose]

I step on Lego bricks every day as an occupation.

 

[joefizz]

I make phony promises all the time.

 

[joefizz]

I lie each and every day.