scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

Please like, comment, and subscribe if you agree with me!

You can't date me unless you have captured every legendary pokemon.

 

[joefizz]

Please like, comment, and subscribe if you agree with me!

Please agree with everything I say even though I have no intelligence.

 

[joefizz]

I don't believe in fun.

 

[joefizz]

My favorite hobby is to annoy everyone.

 

[joefizz]

I sell rocks for a living.(pokemon reference)

 

[joefizz]

I believe putting sutras on foreheads protects against evil spirits,here try one on!...

 

[WineRose]

You can't date me unless you have captured every legendary pokemon.

...Ever heard of hacking?

 

[stand2]

List all your assets on this form and I'll get back to you.

 

[joefizz]

...Ever heard of hacking?

Hacking?How'd you know I like scythes?

 

[joefizz]

List all your assets on this form and I'll get back to you.

I am fat,ugly,and have a fondness for bad ideas,but.....I'm Available!!!(wink)

 

[joefizz]

I called your house 300 times but you never answered I may be a stranger but that's just rude!(said noone ever)

 

[joefizz]

I make no decision making,because thinking is overrated.

 

[joefizz]

I like doing sing alongs,ever heard this one.....?

 

[joefizz]

Is the food good it's made from guano!?(bat droppings)

 

[joefizz]

If I died right now,would you eat my pudding!?

 

[joefizz]

I have the entire collection of books and poems by Edgar Allan Poe.

 

[joefizz]

Wanna elope after eating dinner?

 

[joefizz]

We are gathered here today in the sight of these witnesses...

 

[stand2]

It's hard to understand with both of you talking at once (imaginary friend)

 

[joefizz]

It's hard to understand with both of you talking at once (imaginary friend)

That's not an imaginary friend that's my talking llama.