scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[WineRose]

*Obligatory 3-year time skip*

Before I drive, I drink!

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Before I drive, I drink!

You are only 15, you can neither drink nor drive. Go play with your pokemon.

 

[WineRose]

You are only 15, you can neither drink nor drive. Go play with your pokemon.

Yeah, I forgot to add a 3-year time skip for that one...I gotta edit it.

 

[AuntieAnt]

"Say 'hello' to my pet Dobsonfly."

 

[WineRose]

LeT iT gO, lEt It Go, CaN't HoLd It BaCk AnYmOrE!!11!!

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Yeah, I forgot to add a 3-year time skip for that one...I gotta edit it.

Better yet, delete your account, hang out with people your OWN age, and come back in three years when you are actually an adult.

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

LeT iT gO, lEt It Go, CaN't HoLd It BaCk AnYmOrE!!11!!

And this is why children should not be unsupervised on the internet. They do not know basic keyboarding skills and their posts are completely incoherent.

 

[Milktalk]

is that ur tree on the table?

 

[Milktalk]

I drove here on my bed.

 

[Milktalk]

Is that cake in my pocket??

 

[joefizz]

I will decide your entire future for you.

 

[joefizz]

You aren't allowed to chit chat,or sing,or do anything that annoys me.

 

[joefizz]

I wanna be the very best, that noone ever was,to catch them is my real test to train them is my cause...(Repeating tv show theme songs randomly or repetitively)

 

[joefizz]

Socializing is a bad habit because noone understands anyone only you can understand you.

 

[joefizz]

Hewo how are you today,are you eating nums nums?(baby talk or weird personality, you decide)

 

[WineRose]

I buy my groceries off Ebay!

 

[joefizz]

My bathroom is my home.

 

[joefizz]

I buy my groceries off Ebay!

I don't always eat but when I do the food is always what you don't like.

 

[joefizz]

I recently watched Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever The Movie and "liked it"!(and I have it surprisingly it was only 5 dollars)

 

[joefizz]

My dream car is a punch buggy.