The Terrible Advice Thread

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Put your head in the mouth of many dangerous animals after all Steve Irwin did it,you will be fine if you try it!
 
my best friend was giving relationship advice to his neighbor, they were separated and thinking of divorce, in the middle of him talking his girl friend drives up, through the yard, ignoring the driveway, gets out screaming, throwing stuff and all the rest because she had caught him cheating.
 
joefizz said:
Put your head in the mouth of many dangerous animals after all Steve Irwin did it,you will be fine if you try it!
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Watched him actually grab and play with a Eastern Brown Snake which is like the 2nd or 3rd most deadly snake in the world.....but it was a barb from a ray that took him out....right through his heart....they kill about 3 to 5 people a year....and the secondary infection is just as bad or worse than the initial strike.....play with fire long enough....jusk like surfing.....you can surf 100,000 times and it only takes one 5 meter white shark to get a hold of you once......we are not the top of the food chain as much as we like to think we are.....
 
dcontroversal said:
Watched him actually grab and play with a Eastern Brown Snake which is like the 2nd or 3rd most deadly snake in the world.....but it was a barb from a ray that took him out....right through his heart....they kill about 3 to 5 people a year....and the secondary infection is just as bad or worse than the initial strike.....play with fire long enough....jusk like surfing.....you can surf 100,000 times and it only takes one 5 meter white shark to get a hold of you once......we are not the top of the food chain as much as we like to think we are.....
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On that note,try to take a pearl from a clam and you'll get the pearl right away!
 
Park your car then run around it 3 times and it will be safe from being spotted by pidgeons!
 
I asked a friend for some advise on some serious things. They told me I could do whatever I wanted to do.

Most useless advice ever.
 
Wrong, wrong, wrong.. Clams don't produce pearls. Oysters do..and it's not as easy to get one. It takes years for a pearl to fully form, and not every oyster has a pearl in it...


joefizz said:
On that note,try to take a pearl from a clam and you'll get the pearl right away!
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ArtTrees said:
I asked a friend for some advise on some serious things. They told me I could do whatever I wanted to do.

Most useless advice ever.
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You are learning Art trees lol...
Smash a piggy bank then try to put it back together and you are sure to succeed at being an artist.
 
blue_ladybug said:
And look what happened to Steve, he got spiked by a stingray...
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Well considering it says "sting" in it's name,I was surprised but not that a "dangerous creature" ousted him,though I think everyone expected something more "dramatic".
 
blue_ladybug said:
Wrong, wrong, wrong.. Clams don't produce pearls. Oysters do..and it's not as easy to get one. It takes years for a pearl to fully form, and not every oyster has a pearl in it...
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Then considering the title of this thread I was "Right" to give said advice,muhahaha!:cool:
 
A black or green mamba also make wonderful pets...get them riled up before you pet them for the best results.......
 
Break a taco in half then sway side to side,it is a very helpful exercise that makes absolute sense.
 
If you're being charged by a bear, spray yourself down in the eyes, mouth and body with Bear Pepper Spray. They hate spicy people. :D

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When making a decision change your mind 10 times,then decide on a decision then about 3 seconds after deciding,change your mind again,then don't go through with that decision at all,it's always a nice way to be toward anyone.
 
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