I wouldn't marry...

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I'm really too tired for posting my usual smart alec, sassy responses...but...this thread's title is now rather fitting...

Haha....and LOL
 
I'm really too tired for posting my usual smart alec, sassy responses...but...this thread's title is now rather fitting...

Haha....and LOL
Lol, I don’t know. I think it is rather instructive. The fellows can see which ladies they want to chat up, and which ladies they don’t. It cuts down wasted time, considerably.
 
Well, so far, no girls have specified an aversion to unusual deformities in the general head region.

Gauging by that, I'd have to say the world is pretty much my oyster...
if I had the depth perception to pick up oysters.


I guess life is hard for everyone.
 
I would not marry

Anyone with a fondness for eating seafood or any creature that comes out of a lake, ocean, tributary, river, canal, stream, pond or bay.
(i know a surprising amount of names for bodies of water)

Someone that does not love books, and when i say love books, i mean likes to put their face inside them and sniiiiiiiiiiffffff.
(don't act like you all don't know what i'm talking about!)

A man that does not like to binge watch t.v. and eat bad amounts of food in one sitting. Truly when i say bad amounts of food i mean cookie dough and other assortments of food that could or could not kill you from eating it raw.

Anyone who says they like adventures or wants to go on an adventure
 
... lake, ocean, tributary, river, canal, stream, pond or bay.
(i know a surprising amount of names for bodies of water)
There is also rill, creek, loch, ria, swamp, waterfall, moat, sea, channel, inlet, cove, lagoon, brook, delta, estuary, strait, fjord, rivulet, gulf, narrows, port, rapids, puddle, reservoir, tide pool, wash, surf, bayou, oasis, ravine, spring, billabongs, geyser, gully, harbor, sound, slough, arroyo, shoal, firth, basin... I think I have run dry :D

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There is also rill, creek, loch, ria, swamp, waterfall, moat, sea, channel, inlet, cove, lagoon, brook, delta, estuary, strait, fjord, rivulet, gulf, narrows, port, rapids, puddle, reservoir, tide pool, wash, surf, bayou, oasis, ravine, spring, billabongs, geyser, gully, harbor, sound, slough, arroyo, shoal, firth, basin... I think I have run dry :D

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Some parts of Virginia, one could fish in the ditch.
 
I wouldn't marry a fellow chef. I am a chef, and we don't make great spouse material, what with long work hours,and a high pressure personality