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Mark Twain once said you should be careful reading those medical journals, because you might die of a misprint. Willie I think your death might be from women. 
Cause of death: Many-claws.
Cause of death: Many-claws.
Many paws,
Oh many paws.
Not to be confused
With Santa Claus!
Men mess with women
In many paws,
They'll end up
getting many claws.
In their faces,
In their arms,
Then they'll wish
They had resisted our charms.
Be it lion, tiger, bear or cat,
They all have many-paws,
So beware, lest you meet
their many claws.
Oh many paws.
Not to be confused
With Santa Claus!
Men mess with women
In many paws,
They'll end up
getting many claws.
In their faces,
In their arms,
Then they'll wish
They had resisted our charms.
Be it lion, tiger, bear or cat,
They all have many-paws,
So beware, lest you meet
their many claws.
I can't wait to hear (the cat lover) blue_lady bug's response.
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Willie ~ Here’s one to share with your wife. I’m sure she’ll laugh at this one, too.
Ladies, you’re in luck! As you go through menopause you’ll find that the hair on your legs grows back much slower than before so you’ll not have to shave your legs so often.
Which is great because it’ll give you more time to shave your new mustache.
Ladies, you’re in luck! As you go through menopause you’ll find that the hair on your legs grows back much slower than before so you’ll not have to shave your legs so often.
Which is great because it’ll give you more time to shave your new mustache.
AA,
you're right about the 'leg-hair', I probably only have to shave about twice or so a year, if I want to,
very light hair, and so far, even at my age, = no upper-lip hair, so far, but, as far as
Will goes, we're peers, so I feel very comfortable in giving him a spanking...
of course his wife is almost two inches 'taller' than me, so I will have to ask her permission!!!
you're right about the 'leg-hair', I probably only have to shave about twice or so a year, if I want to,
very light hair, and so far, even at my age, = no upper-lip hair, so far, but, as far as
Will goes, we're peers, so I feel very comfortable in giving him a spanking...
of course his wife is almost two inches 'taller' than me, so I will have to ask her permission!!!
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AA,
you're right about the 'leg-hair', I probably only have to shave about twice or so a year, if I want to,
very light hair, and so far, even at my age, = no upper-lip hair, so far, but, as far as
Will goes, we're peers, so I feel very comfortable in giving him a spanking...
of course his wife is two inches 'taller' than me, so I will have to ask her permission!!!
you're right about the 'leg-hair', I probably only have to shave about twice or so a year, if I want to,
very light hair, and so far, even at my age, = no upper-lip hair, so far, but, as far as
Will goes, we're peers, so I feel very comfortable in giving him a spanking...
of course his wife is two inches 'taller' than me, so I will have to ask her permission!!!
/ That joke was told to me by my sister. Here's a couple more funny ones!
