scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

My mustache is actually an old croissant.

 

[joefizz]

I am why the sewer system was invented.

 

[joefizz]

I have swatted 300 birds and fed 1,000 flies.

 

[Milktalk]

I find you quite unattractive- what are u guna order?

 

[joefizz]

If I weren't so handsome then you might look beautiful to me.

 

[Milktalk]

lol fizzy fizzy joe joe- u do some great random stuff

If I weren't so handsome then you might look beautiful to me.

 

[joefizz]

I buff my eggs before cooking them.

 

[Milktalk]

Are you younger than your parents- or older?

 

[joefizz]

lol fizzy fizzy joe joe- u do some great random stuff

Well when I can't sleep...randomness happens!

 

[joefizz]

What's wrong with electrifying a fire hydrant?

 

[joefizz]

I U turned but I didn't misspell my turn.

 

[joefizz]

I brush my teeth then gargle garlic.

 

[joefizz]

Pluto is a dog and a dwarf planet,is this information valuable to you?

 

[Milktalk]

ever jump out of an airplane with no parachute?? u kno- for kicks?

 

[joefizz]

Do you know how to cook bacon on a couch?

 

[joefizz]

Spam used to be a problem for me now I'm fluent in it.

 

[Milktalk]

hahaha .

Do you know how to cook bacon on a couch?

 

[joefizz]

ever jump out of an airplane with no parachute?? u kno- for kicks?

No but since I kicked you,and you landed safely I might consider it.

 

[joefizz]

hahaha .

Here's how you do it put bacon strips on each pillow then put baking grease on top then get some jumper cables and ignore the electric shocks.

 

[88]

I'll pick up the check, but I have no money...