I wouldn't marry...

[zeroturbulence]

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You just jumped 10 points on my cool-factor meter because... Joe Dirt!

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

I also wouldn't marry a habitual cheater...

Would it be okay with you if he cheated only once?

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

I wouldn’t marry someone who is lazy... oops... but lesson learned!

*Scratches BrotherMike off the list* Sloth is my “spirit animal”.

 

[Tommy379]

Would it be okay with you if he cheated only once?

Like giving him a mulligan, just once?

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Like giving him a mulligan, just once?

I was teasing her about the adjective “habitual”. She wrote she would not marry a habitual cheater, instead of writing she would not marry a cheater- so I was being silly. Call it grammar humor or teacher humor. Misplaced modifiers send me into paroxysms of laughter, and adjectives can be amusing.

This is what happens when you are an old maid school teacher.

 

[BrotherMike]

*Scratches BrotherMike off the list* Sloth is my “spirit animal”.

Sloths are not lazy they are slow, but at least they give effort! Just progress even in baby steps that’s all I ask

 

[Tommy379]

Sloths are not lazy they are slow, but at least they give effort! Just progress even in baby steps that’s all I ask

This reminds me of an old Joe's Cartoon bit.

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Sloths are not lazy they are slow, but at least they give effort! Just progress even in baby steps that’s all I ask

Every time I read or hear the phrase “baby steps”, I think about Bill Murray in the movie What About Bob? chanting “baby steps, baby steps”.

 

[Tommy379]

I was teasing her about the adjective “habitual”. She wrote she would not marry a habitual cheater, instead of writing she would not marry a cheater- so I was being silly. Call it grammar humor or teacher humor. Misplaced modifiers send me into paroxysms of laughter, and adjectives can be amusing.

This is what happens when you are an old maid school teacher.

You're not old!!! Woman!!!

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

You're not old!!! Woman!!!

I’m an old maid if there ever was one. In a few years, I’ll look just like Tweety Bird’s Granny. I’m close to that, now.

 

[Tommy379]

I’m an old maid if there ever was one. In a few years, I’ll look just like Tweety Bird’s Granny. I’m close to that, now.

Tweety Bird's Granny was hot.

Class Act.

 

[BrotherMike]

Tweety Bird's Granny was hot.
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Class Act.

And sassy! <3

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

Tweety Bird's Granny was hot.
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Class Act.

Of course she was hot, she was wearing several petticoats.

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

And sassy! <3

She could be brutal to poor Sylvester.

 

[Tommy379]

Of course she was hot, she was wearing several petticoats.

Sometimes, it's quite fun to peel an onion

 

[renewed_hope]

Sometimes, it's quite fun to peel an onion

As long as you don't cry

 

[Tommy379]

As long as you don't cry

Tommy doesn't have those issues.

 

[renewed_hope]

Tommy doesn't have those issues.

Well, just in case I'll grab you a box of tissues

 

[Tommy379]

Well, just in case I'll grab you a box of tissues

I think you could have many layers to peel.

 

[HisPeace]

I wouldn't marry someone who doesn't sincerely seek to put the Lord first in everything he does and says and who doesn't humbly seek Him daily! It's only then can I trust a man to lead me (as his help mate) and enjoy life with him God's way. His faith and fruit must be evident beyond Sunday mornings!