Three things that don’t go together thread

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SovereignGrace

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I will list three things that don’t go together. Then the next person will follow suit, trying to tie into it, and so on.

Peanut butter, a bat(flying creature not a Louisville slugger), and a thong.
 
An Islamist extremist a toilet and the American flag for obvious reasons :rolleyes:
 
The theme of this thread is to choose something akin to the previous.

Look at preacher4truth’s last post.

He chose canoeing, so I said boating, as it’s akin to it.

He chose the sound of banjos, so I chose the movie Deliverance as it’s known for banjos playing.

He chose someone filming it all, so I chose paparazzi, as they take photos, but also film stars.
 
I will list three things that don’t go together. Then the next person will follow suit, trying to tie into it, and so on.

Peanut butter, a bat(flying creature not a Louisville slugger), and a thong.

I don't know.

I'm thinking someone could take out the bat with a thong and 5 smooth stones...

(Still not sure where the peanut better fits into this equation, but give me a couple of minutes.)
 
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The theme of this thread is to choose something akin to the previous.

Look at preacher4truth’s last post.

He chose canoeing, so I said boating, as it’s akin to it.

He chose the sound of banjos, so I chose the movie Deliverance as it’s known for banjos playing.

He chose someone filming it all, so I chose paparazzi, as they take photos, but also film stars.

Sister SeoulSearch, please read this quoted post to get up to speed with the theme of this thread.
 
This is, hands down, the funniest thing I have ever read on here.

Leave it to a woman to be able to find a multi-purpose thong.

Lullz!

Hey!

At least the thong wouldn't be used for any kind of sinning in this case!! :cool:

(Well, maybe according to PETA...)

I'm very sorry to derail your thread... Now back to the hilarious comic genius of our very own SovereignGrace. :)
 
An elderly man, an Ivy League school, and acid reflux.

The previous post had a set of teeth, so I chose an elderly person, as they tend to need them.

Colgate is the name of an Ivy League school.

Orange juice is hard on those who have acid reflux.

Now, someone take my three selections and make choices from them that are akin, yet different.
 
Hey!

At least the thong wouldn't be used for any kind of sinning in this case!! :cool:

(Well, maybe according to PETA...)

I'm very sorry to derail your thread... Now back to the hilarious comic genius of our very own SovereignGrace. :)

No problem, Sissy. More like court jester than comic genius.
 
An elderly man, an Ivy League school, and acid reflux.

The previous post had a set of teeth, so I chose an elderly person, as they tend to need them.

Colgate is the name of an Ivy League school.

Orange juice is hard on those who have acid reflux.

Now, someone take my three selections and make choices from them that are akin, yet different.

A teacher (Man in a school), a dose of acid (the drug), and an I.V drip.

...You probably know where this is going...
 
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