scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[toinena]

Do you want to join me in the pro choice movement?

 

[loverofjesus27]

We’d make a great colony

 

[joefizz]

Do you want to join me in the pro choice movement?

We’d make a great colony

Joining a monastery today?
ok I'll tell everyone bye for you!

 

[loverofjesus27]

No! Don’t go! We were supposed to get married today

 

[joefizz]

No! Don’t go! We were supposed to get married today

But I'm a monk,I can't marry you.

 

[Milktalk]

But I'm a monkfish

 

[lizzie-marie]

on our next date can we go swimming, i haven't had a shower in weeks

 

[LittleMermaid]

I marched in the women's march.

 

[loverofjesus27]

Just shoot me so i can take a nap....

 

[joefizz]

I just lit the fuse on the firecrackers in the bathroom,act natural.

 

[SovereignGrace]

First date..

Hey, have you met my mom?

 

[joefizz]

First date..

Hey, have you met my mom?

no have you met trouble?

 

[loverofjesus27]

MOm says only 2min visits

 

[SovereignGrace]

Like my new car? I took it for a test drive three weeks ago.

 

[joefizz]

Like my new car? I took it for a test drive three weeks ago.

No it's too flashy,let's take my car it's been sitting in my drive way for a year it should work just fine.

 

[MultilingualMessenger]

"Can I borrow $20,000?"

 

[MultilingualMessenger]

"My age is higher than my credit score."

 

[Blain]

ugh my wife is being such a drag

 

[NoNameMcgee]

"My age is higher than my credit score."

with them bags under your eyes i wouldnt doubt it......

geeeeez

 

[joefizz]

"My age is higher than my credit score."

That's higher than my credit score because I don't have one!