scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[NoNameMcgee]

I marched in the women's march.

women had a march?


i hope it was to the kitchen.....

 

[joefizz]

with them bags under your eyes i wouldnt doubt it......

geeeeez

Oops that's just some lettuce!

 

[joefizz]

women had a march?


i hope it was to the kitchen.....

It was the Anti cook league,protesting that guys need to cook for themselves instead of complaining about their bad cooking.

 

[7777pinacled]

I Love you.

 

[Lighthearted]

women had a march?


i hope it was to the kitchen.....

That's a winner right there! You got my vote! Except you for got to add..."to make me a ham and cheese sammich"

 

[Lighthearted]

Men have brains?...hope one day they'll put them to good use...

I'm kidding guys...I think...but right now I gotta March back in the kitchen. : P

 

[loverofjesus27]

I Love you.

My eyes are two eggs in their shells. Lol

 

[joefizz]

Men have brains?...hope one day they'll put them to good use...

I'm kidding guys...I think...but right now I gotta March back in the kitchen. : P

I've never been able to take out my brain to activate it that's my excuse.

 

[joefizz]

My eyes are two eggs in their shells. Lol

hard boiled or rotten eggs?

 

[7777pinacled]

My eyes are two eggs in their shells. Lol

Equally yoked I hope

 

[joefizz]

I brought an edible rubix cube for lunch.

 

[joefizz]

I speak when I can't hear.

 

[Milktalk]

hahaha!

I brought an edible rubix cube for lunch.

 

[joefizz]

I make doughnut tires for hungry officers.

 

[joefizz]

Here cut this cactus for some drink.

 

[joefizz]

I can see you being a stunt gorilla.

 

[joefizz]

Please talk with your mouth closed.

 

[joefizz]

I must repeat everything you say to remember your words later.

 

[joefizz]

I brought a shovel,some laxative,and pointy toed shoes,let's dance.

 

[joefizz]

The ham's I cook are to die for according to popular hospitals.