scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[joefizz]

I brought fifty napkins because I heard you don't eat food properly.

 

[joefizz]

I'm trying to clean this table cloth,go ahead and eat.

 

[loverofjesus27]

She likes egg whites i basically abort the yoke. :/

 

[SovereignGrace]

Get out and change my tire, woman!! It's flat. You want equal rights, sister, you got'em!

 

[joefizz]

I found the holy grail but lost it in my basement...

 

[joefizz]

Wanna play tic tac toe with staples?

 

[joefizz]

My car isn't running so I flew myself here on a kite.

 

[joefizz]

If I had one wish it would be to talk continuously forever.

 

[joefizz]

Eat the food and don't worry if it's sanitary,I cooked it on 50° for 3 hours.

 

[joefizz]

Well of course I think to wash my hands I just never can find a sink.

 

[Tommy379]

Usually I just sit there with a hockey mask, and don't say a word.

Other times, when she meets me, and comments how I look just like my profile pic, I say "Atleast one of us does."

 

[joefizz]

I called you fifty times in one night so are we going steady now?

 

[joefizz]

I'm not a perfectionist that's just a rumor I'll be ready to go just as soon as I count all the dishes I washed.

 

[HeraldtheNews]

Comic: "Pearls Before Swine:"
Goat sends rat to say something to get a ladies' attention at a table to see if she is interested in him:
He says to her: "My friend over there is not on any sex-offender lists."

 

[joefizz]

Me Obsessive Compulsive? now what made you think that I only want to simply know where you are every hour!?

 

[EmilyNats]

Me Obsessive Compulsive? now what made you think that I only want to simply know where you are every hour!?

That could almost be me, though.

 

[joefizz]

I have fingers and toes but I don't know what they're for.

 

[Tommy379]

I called you fifty times in one night so are we going steady now?

That will get you ghosted.

 

[Tommy379]

That could almost be me, though.

Are you up your man's butt?

 

[joefizz]

I baked the chicken just like you said on the right temperature and on the right pan,do the feathers add to flavor though?