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Scrolling through Facebook while half asleep is wild...
”Learn how to grow mushrooms for profit!”
”Look at this picture of a beautiful chicken”
”You too can make soap with a picture of a tree on it”
” Buy this shampoo for $40 a bottle”
”Look at this compilation of ridiculous infomercial incompetence” BUT CAN IT PICK UP A PANCAKE?
”Why did someone take a picture of a toilet?”
”Here’s a recipe video”
”And another one”
”Oh, one more!”
”Cookie dough frosting? Yes thank you”
”And look at THIS chicken, it’s beautifuller”
”10 ways you’re destroying the planet” SORRY
“15 habits of smart folks” I’m afraid to find out
”Ladies you’ve been doing your makeup wrong” I’m listening...
”Here’s an owl made out of vegetables”
“Here’s a bench made out of doors”
”Here’s a bunch of stuff you can make out of other stuff even though you can buy the stuff that does the thing without having to build the stuff”
”Stop scrolling, this junk is from yesterday” O sry
”Learn how to grow mushrooms for profit!”
”Look at this picture of a beautiful chicken”
”You too can make soap with a picture of a tree on it”
” Buy this shampoo for $40 a bottle”
”Look at this compilation of ridiculous infomercial incompetence” BUT CAN IT PICK UP A PANCAKE?
”Why did someone take a picture of a toilet?”
”Here’s a recipe video”
”And another one”
”Oh, one more!”
”Cookie dough frosting? Yes thank you”
”And look at THIS chicken, it’s beautifuller”
”10 ways you’re destroying the planet” SORRY
“15 habits of smart folks” I’m afraid to find out
”Ladies you’ve been doing your makeup wrong” I’m listening...
”Here’s an owl made out of vegetables”
“Here’s a bench made out of doors”
”Here’s a bunch of stuff you can make out of other stuff even though you can buy the stuff that does the thing without having to build the stuff”
”Stop scrolling, this junk is from yesterday” O sry