for constipation, the bane of modern living, chew on 2 unsoaked, that means hard, pinto beans or 4 unsoaked black beans.
It takes longer for the pintos to dissolve in your mouth so you can chew them (like half an hour) just like they take longer to boil until soft than black beans which dissolve and can be chewed in 15 minutes.
You will probably want to start out with one bean of either variety in the first day or two. You will probably need to increase the number of beans to 2 dry pintos or 4 black beans after the unmentionables come out.
While you are waiting for the beans to dissolve, meditate on why your life turned out the way it did.
If you are young, think of plans for your future but if you are young, you shouldn't be constipated any how.
I didn't get constipated until I was 25. It was either because my back grew crooked or the marriage was stressful, I'm not sure which. It was one or the other.
These are the only beans I've tried.
garbanzos pop when they are soaked. I'm afraid to try them. They don't contain much gas. The gas of the raw bean is what is needed.
black eyed peas boil and cook up faster like black beans but may contain more gas or maybe the same. Being a bean connosewer, you should know that.
northern beans have a lot of gas even when cooked. The cooked gas rolls around in my innards but the raw gas is what we need to remedy the constipation.
They take a long time to boil as do kidney beans. But I don't need to tell you that.
For underarm odor, the lowly potato has a lot of absorbing power.
peel a potato. cut slices one half of a inch think.
put one under each underarm.
throw the potato slices away.
they will smell like your underarms while your underarms won't.
if you want, slice the rest of the unused potato into thin slices then fry them in a fry pan for homemade potato chips.
repeat the potato application at lunch time or plan to take more showers.
Both of these remedies work but the second is in jest.
The professional remedy for constipation is magnesium oxide crystals which have the brand name Oxypowder by Dr. Group.
It requires 6 or 8 or 10 capsules which can get pricey.
It takes longer for the pintos to dissolve in your mouth so you can chew them (like half an hour) just like they take longer to boil until soft than black beans which dissolve and can be chewed in 15 minutes.
You will probably want to start out with one bean of either variety in the first day or two. You will probably need to increase the number of beans to 2 dry pintos or 4 black beans after the unmentionables come out.
While you are waiting for the beans to dissolve, meditate on why your life turned out the way it did.
If you are young, think of plans for your future but if you are young, you shouldn't be constipated any how.
I didn't get constipated until I was 25. It was either because my back grew crooked or the marriage was stressful, I'm not sure which. It was one or the other.
These are the only beans I've tried.
garbanzos pop when they are soaked. I'm afraid to try them. They don't contain much gas. The gas of the raw bean is what is needed.
black eyed peas boil and cook up faster like black beans but may contain more gas or maybe the same. Being a bean connosewer, you should know that.
northern beans have a lot of gas even when cooked. The cooked gas rolls around in my innards but the raw gas is what we need to remedy the constipation.
They take a long time to boil as do kidney beans. But I don't need to tell you that.
For underarm odor, the lowly potato has a lot of absorbing power.
peel a potato. cut slices one half of a inch think.
put one under each underarm.
throw the potato slices away.
they will smell like your underarms while your underarms won't.
if you want, slice the rest of the unused potato into thin slices then fry them in a fry pan for homemade potato chips.
repeat the potato application at lunch time or plan to take more showers.
Both of these remedies work but the second is in jest.
The professional remedy for constipation is magnesium oxide crystals which have the brand name Oxypowder by Dr. Group.
It requires 6 or 8 or 10 capsules which can get pricey.
