scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[Bella37]

Alright if you insist...come down from that wall Pony!,ok your turn.

They make, Blue Tack Strong don't they now?? hmm, oh no its SUPER MARIO GLUE, looks like I will have to stay here until I fall into a whole? I can just pin my tail in from here, woops I found a whole, plop now I'm down! OUCHHHHHHHHH!

 

[loverofjesus27]

I’ll get back to you after i finish listening to the music on the operator’s hold.

 

[renewed_hope]

Also a retinal scan and a buccal swab.

I've worked as the office manager for an optometrist and did several retinal scans for patients every day, but I'm sure those were more extensive than what you are talking about.

 

[Tommy379]

I've worked as the office manager for an optometrist and did several retinal scans for patients every day, but I'm sure those were more extensive than what you are talking about.

You can't be too careful when doing a background on someone. I suggest getting dental impressions and hair samples while we're at it.

 

[mailmandan]

I hope you like the lingerie I bought you to celebrate our first date.

 

[MichaelOwen]

Your breath smells like train smoke...

 

[Bella37]

I have hair phobia so you must get a full body shave to date me and I'll pay for it myself!

Ok Honey Bunny,gimmy a kissy Poo be4 I go, cause I'm gunna look so different when I come back, I do hope u will still wuv me like you do now?

 

[Bella37]

I hope you like the lingerie I bought you to celebrate our first date.

Hmmmmm, I'm thinking?.............. I suppose, its the thought that counts!

 

[Arcade]

Let's watch all 7 seasons of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

 

[WineRose]

Welcome to our 12th mandatory date of the month!

 

[joefizz]

Welcome to our 12th mandatory date of the month!

Tomorrow will be even better,on the thirteenth all kinds of exciting things happen,my friend Jason says it's a "killer" day.

 

[loverofjesus27]

Here’s my journal so you can know all about me before you attempt to talk to me

 

[joefizz]

I sleep peacefully every night by taking some laxative.

 

[loverofjesus27]

lets get tattoos with our names for our first date

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I have to go, my husband will be home by now

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Let's skip dessert, my boyfriend's picking me up soon

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Can you leave now, I have another date arriving any minute

 

[joefizz]

Can you leave now, I have another date arriving any minute

Ok but you're stepping on my toe so,whoops...

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Ok but you're stepping on my toe so,whoops...

Touche, that' very funny my friend!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Can you drop me off early, I am performing an exorcism tonight at a friends house