scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[HisUnfailingLove]

Well it was created by someone named Joefizz.

Yeah I've heard all about him - he hangs out at the singles forum

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

A dinner date with an atheist:

Well, God told me that He will prepare a banquet for me in the presence of my enemies!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

And that He will make my enemies my footstool hahahaha

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I have 148 cats and they're all waiting to meet you

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

They let me out for the weekend

 

[joefizz]

I have 148 cats and they're all waiting to meet you

good I have 500 cats and ten trucks of kitty litter,treats,and cat toys!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

good I have 500 cats and ten trucks of kitty litter,treats,and cat toys!

Hey maybe we should buy a big mansion together to keep them in and we can live happily ever after with our tasers, police chalk, hand grenades and chloroform!

 

[joefizz]

Hey maybe we should buy a big mansion together to keep them in and we can live happily ever after with our tasers, police chalk, hand grenades and chloroform!

True love is always crazy like that...by the way my 10 relatives are moving in too just thought I'd mention that.

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

True love is always crazy like that...by the way my 10 relatives are moving in too just thought I'd mention that.

They can live in the basement with the pet alligators- ahhhhh aint love grand

 

[joefizz]

They can live in the basement with the pet alligators- ahhhhh aint love grand

speaking of "Grand" how many grands is the mansion,1 grand?

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

speaking of "Grand" how many grands is the mansion,1 grand?

It's ok we can rob a couple of banks dear one

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

If you looked different, acted different, smelled different and were completely different, hey I could really fall for you
Sorry, that's very bad and is not aimed at anyone here or living!

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I know they said that but it isn't true

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

They couldn't prove it - I had a really good lawyer

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

It fell off the back of a truck

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

Stop talking to me I hate noise

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I came on this date with you for a dare

 

[HisUnfailingLove]

I've been clean for nearly 3 weeks - they're not hard drugs

 

[G00WZ]

clap twice and shout at the top of your lungs "waffles!" before every sentence while on this date

 

[G00WZ]

when speaking with me your only allowed to chant Gregorian style