We decide to go hiking on the second date.She doesn't know it but I had beans for lunch.So we're walking along..
Her:"What's that rumbling sound?"
Me innocently: "Sounds like a river".
Later ...
Her:"What's that smell?"
Me:"Might be a skunk".
Later still...
Her:"Did I just hear a honk?"
Me casually looking up."Babe there's geese flying".
After we're back at the car.
Her:"You're such a liar".