Ruin a date in just four words

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10-four

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Sixth date.I decide to introduce her to my parents.
We arrive at the house. I ring the bell.Meanwhile she's standing there trying not to look nervous.
The door opens my parents cheerfully greet us.My date's mouth falls open in shock.
Me (with a sheepish grin): "My parents are nudists".
 
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10-four

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We decide to go hiking on the second date.She doesn't know it but I had beans for lunch.So we're walking along..
Her:"What's that rumbling sound?"
Me innocently: "Sounds like a river".
Later ...
Her:"What's that smell?"
Me:"Might be a skunk".
Later still...
Her:"Did I just hear a honk?"
Me casually looking up."Babe there's geese flying".
After we're back at the car.
Her:"You're such a liar".
 
Isny

Isny

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10-four said:
Sixth date.I decide to introduce her to my parents.
We arrive at the house. I ring the bell.Meanwhile she's standing there trying not to look nervous.
The door opens my parents cheerfully greet us.My date's mouth falls open in shock.
Me (with a sheepish grin): "My parents are nudists".
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au natural is best
 
Isny

Isny

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10-four said:
We decide to go hiking on the second date.She doesn't know it but I had beans for lunch.So we're walking along..
Her:"What's that rumbling sound?"
Me innocently: "Sounds like a river".
Later ...
Her:"What's that smell?"
Me:"Might be a skunk".
Later still...
Her:"Did I just hear a honk?"
Me casually looking up."Babe there's geese flying".
After we're back at the car.
Her:"You're such a liar".
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Beans, the musical fruit!
 
Isny

Isny

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Notice in a medical school texbook:

"Eating dates is healthy".
 
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