Scent Mash

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Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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Lynx said:
Yeah... I could make a whole thread of "What's your scent" mash-ups.
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Well... why not?!

Start with "What's your scent?" then post another thread title, then describe what it smells like.



What's your scent?
Scent Mash
(Smells like somebody went to the Macy's perfume counter and threw one bottle of everything at the wall.)
 
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Lynx said:
What's your scent?
Praise the Lord.

(Four out of five guys say it smells like "Hallelujah!" The fifth guy is an atheist, so he doesn't really count.)
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Lynx said:
What's your scent?
"I'm not the guy for you."

(It smells like a combination of raw fish guts, beer and horseradish. "I'm not the guy for you" cologne, guaranteed to keep the ladies at bay and keep you happily single. Find it at your local Bass Pro shop today!)
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What's your scent?
I'm not the girl for you

(Smells like burnt biscuits, burnt fried chicken, burnt sausage, burnt bacon...)
 
What's your scent?
Strawberry Hibiscus Punch (in heavenly recipes forum)

(Smells like someone spiked the punchbowl with Boones Farm strawberry hill)
 
What's your scent?
Recipe For Love

(Smells like corndogs, french fries, and World Series tickets)
 
What’s your scent?
I have some confessions to make…

(Smells like an empty 24 oz. bottle of Chimay and a half-eaten 10 lb. box of chocolates)
 
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What's your scent?
find boyfriend

(Smells like a combination of all the cheapest, loudest perfumes available at the local Dollar Store. Factory guaranteed to knock your targeted guy out at 10 Paces, making it easier to drag him home... If he doesn't smell you coming from 3 miles away and quickly depart first.)
 
AuntieAnt said:
What's your scent?
Recipe For Love

(Smells like corndogs, french fries, and World Series tickets)
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AuntieAnt said:
What’s your scent?
I have some confessions to make…

(Smells like an empty 24 oz. bottle of Chimay and a half-eaten 10 lb. box of chocolates)
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Man, this is the worst case of wish-I-had-thought-of-that-first envy I have ever experienced...
 
What's your scent?
Embarrassing Facts About Yourself

(Smells like farts, dirty socks, Preparation H and zit cream.)
 
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What's your scent?
Gone, but not Forgotten

(Smells like a big tray of candy-coated pecans that USED to be on my table. They were delicious, and I will ever remember them fondly.)
 
What's your scent?
100 yrs Church celebration

(Smells like a church Fellowship Hall when there's a potluck dinner. Mmmmmmm!)
 
What's your scent?
The Backsliders Thread

(Smells like cigar smoke and stale beer.)
 
What’s your scent?
Gone, but not Forgotten

(Smells like old love letters, a lock change and a restraining order)
 
Lynx said:
What's your scent?
The Backsliders Thread

(Smells like cigar smoke and stale beer.)
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I was laughing so hard at this, I couldn't click "Like" cuz my mouse kept slipping.

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