What if Little Anthony wasn't going out of his head?
What if the lunatic wasn't in the heads of the members of Pink Floyd?
What if Ann Wilson wasn't alone?
What if Trace Adkins didn't marry for money?
What if ZZ Top didn't have TV dinners?
What if David Allan Coe hadn't ridden with the ghost of Hank Williams Sr.?
What if the ladies had called him a cowboy before seeing him ride?
What if a wino wasn't an interior decorator?
What if Grand Funk Railroad hadn't done the Loco Motion?
What if Cowboy Troy hadn't played chicken with the train?
What if Glen Campbell hadn't gone to Phoenix?
What if Jimi Jamison wasn't high on his girl?
What if there was somebody for Howard Jones to blame?
What if there were no shiny happy people holding hands?
What if there weren't too many walls?
What if Freddie Mercury didn't have a bicycle?
What if Trace Adkins hadn't left something turned on at home?
What if Lido hadn't shuffled?