A Thread for MEN only!!!!! WOMEN are absolutely forbidden to post anything here!!!

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Sooooo assuming men like puzzles and maths.

Try this one and see if it’s possible to come up with anything but 1. :)

Pick any number. If that number is even, divide it by 2.

If it's odd, multiply it by 3 and add 1.

Now repeat the process with your new number.
If you keep going, you'll eventually end up at 1.

 
Miri said:
Sooooo assuming men like puzzles and maths.

Try this one and see if it’s possible to come up with anything but 1. :)

Pick any number. If that number is even, divide it by 2.

If it's odd, multiply it by 3 and add 1.

Now repeat the process with your new number.
If you keep going, you'll eventually end up at 1.

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Even 1.79?
 
Miri said:
I assume he is either still single or he has learnt where the rubber washing up
gloves are kept. Lol
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We spoiled him, yeah, and now his wife is too...I guess he knows how to handle the ladies lol.
 
Miri said:
Just an idea, as this is a men only thread. Why don’t the men
discuss something constructive, like how to work the washing machine,
how to pick up clothes off the floor, how to put the toilet seat down, what to
buy the love of your life on Valentine’s Day.

You just seemed short of a few ideas so I thought I would sneak in
and help you all out a bit. :D
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Bah! Humbug!
 
Two men were planning on having lunch. One of them was trying to remember the name of the restaurant. The man asked his friend, "What is the name of that flower that has thorns that you give your wife on Valentine's day?" The other man said, "A rose?" The first man said, "Yes, that's it. I'll call my wife Rose and ask her the name of the restaurant."
 
Regarding earlier posts about leaving the toilet seat up, I have always wondered why that is such an issue for women. I have been going to the bathroom all of my life and I have never once made that mistake. But, I am sure that if I ever did I would learn from it and not do it again.

Are some women not able to learn to check the position of the seat before they sit down? This has always puzzled me.
 
The ones I knew that baptized their hinder parts always said that they had to go so bad that they didnt have time to check.
 
EarnestQ said:
Regarding earlier posts about leaving the toilet seat up, I have always wondered why that is such an issue for women. I have been going to the bathroom all of my life and I have never once made that mistake. But, I am sure that if I ever did I would learn from it and not do it again.

Are some women not able to learn to check the position of the seat before they sit down? This has always puzzled me.
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What about the guys that never lift the seat and point, aim and MISS!!! I grew up with 3 older brothers and definitely learned to ALWAYS check the position and condition of the toilet seat! LOL! :D

Thank you to all the men that lift the seat and keep it clean!!! (I won't release my Beloved Lion on you!!! You're safe!) ;)
 
Lafftur said:
What about the guys that never lift the seat and point, aim and MISS!!! I grew up with 3 older brothers and definitely learned to ALWAYS check the position and condition of the toilet seat! LOL! :D

Thank you to all the men that lift the seat and keep it clean!!! (I won't release my Beloved Lion on you!!! You're safe!) ;)
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle.
Please be neat and wipe the seat.
 
1. Why are yall supporting sexism by segregating us?
2. I don't like how you just assumed my gender.
2. I don't like how this site makes me choose either male or female. What if I haven't found my sexual identity yet? What if I identify as something other than male or female? What if I identify as both? It is seriously narrowminded of the site.
4. Yes, I am completely being sarcastic.
5. Did you notice I used number 2 twice?
 
Emily ... is that like a boy named Sue?

Narrow minded? It's focused on Christ. Yes that's about as narrow minded as it gets!

I can choose my sexual identity? If I chose female to i have to have this thing cut off?

Sarcastic ... you'll fit right in here!

And you really like number 2 - you must eat a lot of fiber!





Now if that doesn't make the women leave this thread in disgust, nothin' will!
 
EmilyNats said:
1. Why are yall supporting sexism by segregating us?
2. I don't like how you just assumed my gender.
2. I don't like how this site makes me choose either male or female. What if I haven't found my sexual identity yet? What if I identify as something other than male or female? What if I identify as both? It is seriously narrowminded of the site.
4. Yes, I am completely being sarcastic.
5. Did you notice I used number 2 twice?
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Long time, no see.
 
EarnestQ said:
Regarding earlier posts about leaving the toilet seat up, I have always wondered why that is such an issue for women. I have been going to the bathroom all of my life and I have never once made that mistake. But, I am sure that if I ever did I would learn from it and not do it again.

Are some women not able to learn to check the position of the seat before they sit down? This has always puzzled me.
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Actually I must confess I always put the toilet seat down and the lid.
Its more hygienic when you flush, I mean who wants their, you knows,
foaming up and spraying around the bathroom when you flush.

Then of course everyone has to lift up the lid,
problem solved. :D
 
Ps, very sorry for posting on the “women absolutely forbidden thread”. :p
 
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