Well fine then.
You can just have your ol' dog and your dark chocolate, because MY bunker is going to look something like this
![Big grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
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Don't let all those books fool you.
There are secret passageways behind the panels that all lead to stocked vaults of food... that are obviously devoid of any dark chocolate.
I might have to ask my contractor to install a microwave.