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zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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Since there are no takers for the tumbleweed or dryer lint, I have a new offer!!

This gorgeous, translucent blue water bottle..

Act now folks! I have a feeling this beauty's not gonna last long! :sneaky:

 
Jewel5712

Jewel5712

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zeroturbulence said:
Since there are no takers for the tumbleweed or dryer lint, I have a new offer!!

This gorgeous, translucent blue water bottle..

Act now folks! I have a feeling this beauty's not gonna last long! :sneaky:

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Wierdo! Lol
 
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Janna38

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Miri said:
When I visited my aunt in hosp yesterday, her Dr was a bit flirty with me,
so I guess I still got it. Didn’t tell him I’m old enough to be his mother!
Is it me or are Drs getting younger!
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I think my doctor is or was new in town, aww
 
tourist

tourist

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toinena said:
Me trying to be serious....

I can't offer anything. All that I have and all that I am I have given to God to do with as he pleases. All the good I get is from the Lord. If a future spouse can live with that, we are good.
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If a future spouse can't accept you for who you are and be happy for the person that you are then he's not worth considering. You have a tremendous amount to offer. You are wise in giving this matter over to God and allow Him to search and find a loving and faithful man of your heart's desire.
 
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Janna38

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I have hot fries! Most days I get them. But my dog is not for sale.
 
tourist

tourist

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zeroturbulence said:
Since there are no takers for the tumbleweed or dryer lint, I have a new offer!!

This gorgeous, translucent blue water bottle..

Act now folks! I have a feeling this beauty's not gonna last long! :sneaky:

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Since it is not biodegradable it will probably last a million years or until Jesus returns whatever comes first. Oh, does the bottle come with the cap? I will open the bidding with 5 cents.
 
Jewel5712

Jewel5712

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tourist said:
Since it is not biodegradable it will probably last a million years or until Jesus returns whatever comes first. Oh, does the bottle come with the cap? I will open the bidding with 5 cents.
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Wait a minute..i was told i wouldnt go to heaven..so i mught need the waterbottle with water..to quench the flames if the "other option" :)
 
tourist

tourist

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Jewel5712 said:
Wait a minute..i was told i wouldnt go to heaven..so i mught need the waterbottle with water..to quench the flames if the "other option" :)
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Good thing the bottle will last a million years then. Nah, there will be no quenching of the flames. Since I have joined this site I probably have been told that I am going to hell at least 50 times. OK, I will raise my bid to a dime.
 
Jewel5712

Jewel5712

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tourist said:
Good thing the bottle will last a million years then. Nah, there will be no quenching of the flames. Since I have joined this site I probably have been told that I am going to hell at least 50 times. OK, I will raise my bid to a dime.
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Wow 50 times huh? We could start a support group! Lol
 
tourist

tourist

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Jewel5712 said:
Wow 50 times huh? We could start a support group! Lol
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That's actually not a bad idea. There are always a few that are quick to condemn. It never really bothered me. Stuff like this happens in the Bible Discussion Forum all of the time. That's my favorite forum for the high entertainment value that is provided. Sad thing though, I never really learned anything there about God that I didn't already know. Mostly just a bunch of arguing back and forth. Amusing at times but in a sad way.
 
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Sweetmorningdew78

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I can wash dishes by hand 😂😂😂




No handgloves? no dishwasher? no worries 😎 I can wash it for you 😎
 
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