The lamest thread in the world.

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LittleMermaid

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Mel85 said:
I’m a female and I enjoy watching Hulk.

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I enjoy watching Mark Ruffalo too! :love: But I don't really care to see him all greened up and fighting people. :LOL:
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Hmm... the lamest thread in the world.

All I have to offer is the lamest pick-up line I ever heard.

"You're so fine, I'd drink a tub of your bath water!"

There is actually a book collection of lame pick-up lines, with that line as the book title. I have NOT bought the book.
 
Lynx

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To the tune of Carly Simon's "You're So Vain:"

You walked into the party
And you tripped over your own feet
You said the snack tray was disorganized
So you had to make it neat
You swapped out the party music
For classical with no beat
And all the girls
Acted like they didn't know you
Like they didn't know you and

You're so lame
You probably know this song is about you
You're so lame (so lame!)
You can bet this song is about you
Lame you!
Forget you!
 
Lynx

Lynx

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To the tune of Eric Clapton's "Cocaine:"

No matter what you do
They always laugh at you
So lame

Locked your keys in your car
Now you won't get too far
So lame

Jokes you told just won't do
No one's laughing but you
So lame

You sure tried, you sure tried, you sure tried
But so lame
 
Mel85

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*looks at Tommy, waits for the “disagree” button*
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tourist

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Jennie-Mae

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I came to think of one, or really several, things, and I realized that I am, maybe, just maybe, the lamest lady ever. I prefer saying “lady” over “woman”, but I’m in fact not sure if I qualify for a lady lol.

Anyways, I have this thing for romantic movies, thanks for reminding me, Tommy, and that’s sort of okay, but every time I’ve made my husband watch one of them movies with me, I really need to be talking about the movie with him...and whenever I ask if he’s okay with that, and he be telling me “sure”, but his entire body language is saying “no way”...and I’m like “you don’t wanna talk about the film?” And he’s like “sure”...and I’m thinking...do I really want him to be analyzing a chick flick? Maybe not lol...ain’t that lame? lol
 
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