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Not to a devout coffee drinker. Yea, I know they have that 'iced' stuff that they call coffee, yuck!
I like both.......depends on where I am and who is making it.....In AU they have really perfected coffee.....numerous little mom and pop coffee joints that put STAAAAAA-BUCKS to shame.....
 

Dino246

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I like both.......depends on where I am and who is making it.....In AU they have really perfected coffee.....numerous little mom and pop coffee joints that put STAAAAAA-BUCKS to shame.....
Starbucks put Starbucks to shame without any outside help. :)
 
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CLEVER WORDS FOR CLEVER PEOPLE

1. ARBITRATOR A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s
2. BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage.
3. BURGLARIZE What a crook sees through
4. AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do
5. EYEDROPPER Clumsy ophthalmologist
6. CONTROL A short, ugly inmate.
7. COUNTERFEITER Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
8. ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living.
9. LEFT BANK What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
10. HEROES What a man in a boat does
11. PARASITES What you see from the Eiffel Tower
12. PARADOX Two physicians
13. PHARMACIST A helper on a farm
14. POLARIZE What penguins see through
15. PRIMATE Remove your spouse from in front of TV
16. RELIEF What trees do in the spring
17. RUBBERNECK What you do to relax your wife
18. SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does
19. SUDAFED Brought litigation against a government official
20. PARADIGMS 20 Cents
 

tanakh

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In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK).
Lambs please put you dogs on a lead
 

Hevosmies

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I like both.......depends on where I am and who is making it.....In AU they have really perfected coffee.....numerous little mom and pop coffee joints that put STAAAAAA-BUCKS to shame.....
You better drink Iced coffee in Australia. Its WARM in there.

Me i dont do well in the heat, I like SNOW WINTER and COLD. I should be heading to prudhoe bay alaska!
 
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SciFi writer claims the Lord Of The Rings series is 'racist' because it discriminates against orcs

Daily Mail ^
The Lord of the Rings series has been branded 'racist' by a science fiction writer who claims orcs are discriminated against and written as inferior. American author Andy Duncan said British author JRR Tolkien depicted evil creatures such as orcs as 'worse than others' and said this had 'dire consequences for society'. The criticism comes despite Tolkien being known as a fierce critic of racism, particularly the Nazi Germany regime in the 1930s and 40s.