What about this? What about that? What about the other? Why are you not content with what Scripture reveals about saving faith, and leave the vain speculation to others? Christ's rebuke to Peter when he got too nosy applies to all nosy Christians.
Peter seeing him saith to Jesus, Lord, and what shall this man do? Jesus saith unto him, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee? follow thou me. Then went this saying abroad among the brethren, that that disciple should not die: yet Jesus said not unto him, He shall not die; but, If I will that he tarry till I come, what is that to thee? (John 21:21-23)
You thought my response was funny, but I can guarantee that you did not go back to Romans 10 and meditate on that chapter. That's why your funny response.