If I Were Married and the Driveway Needed Shoveling After a Huge Blizzard, I Would...

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If I Were Married, After a Huge Blizzard I Would:

  • Expect my spouse to clear the driveway--after all, that's part of why I got married!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Let my spouse do most of the shoveling, then offer to help at the last minute.

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Pretend I was still asleep so that my spouse had to go shovel the entire thing.

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Offer to shovel the entire driveway and mean it--I feel I'm meant to take care of my spouse.

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • Grab my shovel and pitch right in!! (If your spouse has offered to do it alone.)

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Assume that you would both take equal responsibility for chores like this, then get to it as a team.

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Take turns shoveling each time it snows. (Tag team snow removal??)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Allow my spouse to be in charge of shoveling while I take charge of hot beverage preparation.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Another answer--I will explain in my post.

    Votes: 4 28.6%

  • Total voters
    14

seoulsearch

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May 23, 2009
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Hey Everyone--

How did you alll survive the Big Storm last night? I hope everyone is somewhere safe and warm. Although my particular area didn't get as much snow as expected, I looked out the window this morning and saw that my neighbors across the street had maybe 5 inches of snow in their driveway. "Cool," I thought,"this should be a piece of cake."

How wrong I was.

What I failed to realize, until I actually got out there, is that because of the wind, my driveway seemed to have caught all the drifts. Although I purposely parked only 4 feet from the road, the snow behind my car was well over my knees, and in some places, up to my waist. The only heavy duty equipment I had was a well-worn shovel, and although I live about 20 minutes from where I work, I didn't want to call in because I knew several fellow employees wouldn't be able to make it, and I didn't want to leave my boss stranded. However, I did call to tell him I'd be a little late, even though I started shoveling an hour before I was supposed to leave.

The even worse part is the that plow had made a narrow path--on the OTHER side of the road, so I essentially had to shovel a good 12 feet before I could even get onto a possibly driveable place in the road. Never mind that I then got stuck while turning the corner onto the next road... thank goodness God reminded me to keep an extra shovel in the back of my car!!

I often wonder if these things happen so that when/if I find the right guy that God has for me, I will appreciate him all the more, especially if he is willing to help out with life's everyday inconveniences.

Believe me, if I marry a guy who would be like, "Baby, don't you worry, I'll take care of this," (though I'd surely have my own shovel right there and would go out to help--but just the fact that he would offer and mean it sincerely would melt my heart), I would surely have a hot beverage of his choice (coffee, cocoa, etc.) waiting for him when he came back inside, and his most favorite dinner on the table later in the day or week if at all possible.

So, just for the fun of it... I thought I'd see what you all out there plan to do amidst the future avalanche of everyday life. The poll is multiple choice, so feel free to choose as many answers as you feel would apply, and be sure to have fun!

Then go get yourself a cup of hot cocoa... with extra marshmallows, of course. ;)
 

zeroturbulence

Senior Member
Aug 2, 2009
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#2
Didn't expect to see me here did you? :) Well, I would probably be punched and yelled at until I crawled out of bed and started shoveling. Thats probably why I am not too worried about getting married.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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#3
I love to shovel snow :D So, I guess I'd take the snow, and expect my husband to make the hot beverage :p
 
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Jennifleur

Guest
#4
I'm the sort of person, if I see it needs to be done, I just do it. If someone offers to do something for me, I'm more than happy to let them. As far as shoveling snow, if I were married and my husband went out to shovel the snow, I would go out with an extra shovel to help. With two people working together, unappealing tasks get taken care of faster and you've worked as a team, which helps to keep you close.
 
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Jullianna

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#5
I'd find a way to make it fun to do together.

Fortunately, a very sweet guy who lives on my road clears it for me. He has a blade on his tractor. :)
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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#6
ok... now in all seriousness . I dont shovel snow. Actually i dont shovel anything. If theres snow in my drive way and i was married he better get himself out there and start shovelin.. He better not even look at me with the idea that im gonna do it...

Besides if we were married he would know me well enough at that point to get that i dont deal with cold weather very well, nor do i like being cooped up in a house. It makes me feel stuck.
Im sure once this imaginary guy im married to realizes and remembers what happens when im stuck in a house all day, he would be grabbin his shovel and runnin out there like his life depended on it to get all that snow up.
 
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CameronMMS

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#7
I would just go right out there and do it :) honest. cuz I'll have hot cocoa and warm biscuits when I come back in :). so yeah I'd be like "well, homey. I gotta go out, can you have some hot cocoa when I come back please :)?" xD
 
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JJRousseau

Guest
#8
that sounds fair seoul... noddy you need to change your attitude! lol :p

but yeh i'd do it regardless.
 
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thimsrebma

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#9
I actually like shoveling the snow. Its a good workout.
 
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CameronMMS

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#11
who gave me a bad point for posting in this thread? I don't see where I did anything wrong. please PM me!
 
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CameronMMS

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#12
ah never, sorry. I don't think it's a bad point.... I think it's not. sorry 'bout that.
 
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NukePooch

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#13
I'm sorry, I don't understand...
Shovel? Shovel snow? As in...move large quantities of snow by HAND?

Personally, I'd just use my custom-built snow thrower with a 412 horsepower Chevrolet 454 V-8 on it...if I had one, that is. Or a driveway for that matter.
 

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CameronMMS

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#14
I'm sorry, I don't understand...
Shovel? Shovel snow? As in...move large quantities of snow by HAND?

Personally, I'd just use my custom-built snow thrower with a 412 horsepower Chevrolet 454 V-8 on it...if I had one, that is. Or a driveway for that matter.
LOL!! yeah I meant snow shovel, but I've down a lot of digging through the summer though. and that picture! CLAASIC!!
 
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lightbliss

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#15
As far as shoveling snow, if I were married and my husband went out to shovel the snow, I would go out with an extra shovel to help. With two people working together, unappealing tasks get taken care of faster and you've worked as a team, which helps to keep you close.
I agree with this.

Initially, I wouldn't offer to shovel the snow, I'd expect my husband to do it but I wouldn't want him to do it by himself. I know that I'd feel a bit resentful if my spouse expected me to do the "hard" work, so I wouldn't want my husband to be fuming, thinking bad thoughts about me while shoveling :rolleyes:

I'd help and maybe we could have a snow ball fight to lift our spirits.
 
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DanuckInUSA

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#16
As the husband I would do the shoveling.
 
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CameronMMS

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#17
that's goes for me too, I'd just got right out there and just do it like yeah.
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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#18
I'm sorry, I don't understand...
Shovel? Shovel snow? As in...move large quantities of snow by HAND?

Personally, I'd just use my custom-built snow thrower with a 412 horsepower Chevrolet 454 V-8 on it...if I had one, that is. Or a driveway for that matter.

It is JUST like Nuke Pooch to use absolutely ANY SITUATION as an excuse to haul out any piece of equipment that's loud, guzzles gas, and has wheels. :)
 
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CameronMMS

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#19
yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah XD!! That's THE man right there!
 
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CameronMMS

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#20
what will he do next I wonder O_O"... xD