Things NOT to say on your first date....

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CharliRenee

CharliRenee

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Oh no...excuse me. Again, so sorry. Do you happen to have any gas x. If not that's ok, just consider it aroma therapy. Your welcome, :).
 
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RodB65

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CharliRenee said:
Oh no...excuse me. Again, so sorry. Do you happen to have any gas x. If not that's ok, just consider it aroma therapy. Your welcome, :).
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Lol...
I was going to say: "Did we run over something dead or did you break wind?"
 
Pipp

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I was afraid to settle and go on this date , but it's not as bad as I expected!
 
CharliRenee

CharliRenee

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I want you to know I am the kind of person you can count on to be there, no matter what. Just ask my ex, I just reminded him yesterday that nothing can keep us apart, not even the restraining orders.
 
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Gracie_14

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You know, I don’t think I’m really over my ex.
 
Pipp

Pipp

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I see you still haven't grown into those ears yet have you ?
 
Pipp

Pipp

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My imaginary friend really likes you.... he says you're the one !
 
Pipp

Pipp

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Do you mind if I bring my 7 kids ? You're paying right ? I'll have the steak...
 
Mel85

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Your tinder profile says you’re 25 but you look “hella old”.....


Sorry selfdissolving, had to use that line 🤣
 
mailmandan

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Do you like the lingerie that I bought you?

Do you still live with your parents too?

Don't mind my GPS ankle bracelet. Starting today I am no longer under house arrest and just forgot to take it off.
 
mailmandan

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You are much older than the women I usually date.

Do you like cleaning house? I'm looking for girlfriend who will clean my house for me.

I'm damaged goods. Can you fix me?
 
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