So... Just What Does it Take to Be an "Expert Sandwich Maker", Anyway?

[Hamarr]

All of those options were important. I voted for everything except for sharing. Sharing a sandwich?

Knowing what goes with what is probably the most important, especially as a reforming picky eater. I have no idea what flavors go with what. This is part of why I stopped going to Subway and prefer Jimmy John’s. Also, it seems to take a minimum of 20 minutes even if I am the only one in line.

As someone doing keto, knowing how to present the parts of the sandwich in a deconstructed way is helpful. Jimmy John’s does an Unwich, which is just the guts of the sandwich without the bread. It’s underwhelming.

 

[Didymous]

All of those options were important. I voted for everything except for sharing. Sharing a sandwich?

Knowing what goes with what is probably the most important, especially as a reforming picky eater. I have no idea what flavors go with what. This is part of why I stopped going to Subway and prefer Jimmy John’s. Also, it seems to take a minimum of 20 minutes even if I am the only one in line.

As someone doing keto, knowing how to present the parts of the sandwich in a deconstructed way is helpful. Jimmy John’s does an Unwich, which is just the guts of the sandwich without the bread. It’s underwhelming.

Nice. Bread is my kryptonite.

 

[christian74]

If you can make sandwich that makes people stop chewing, turn their head with the eyes that say 'wow.. this is SO GOOD!' - then you can call yourself expert. It's easy to make but hard to master.

 

[Solemateleft]

is one slice of bread and one slice of cotti salami a samich? because thats what i just et.

I think if you add a slice of cheese and fold it in half it counts as a snack-samich...

 

[BruceWayne]

* What do YOU think is needed to be an "expert sandwich maker"?

You can't just be a sandwich maker, you must be a sandwich artist. Every little delicate detail perfected with the respect a sandwich deserves. An expert walks the fine line of greatness with a steady hand, as the slightest misuse of quantity or spread could throw the entire integrity of the sandwich into question. It's said that nobody can just become an expert sandwich artist, though. It's something you're born with, a skill molded throughout the years until each artist realizes their potential and creates destiny-fulfilling magic between two slices of heavenly bread.

 

[Solemateleft]

 

[JustEli]

* What do YOU think is needed to be an "expert sandwich maker"?

You can't just be a sandwich maker, you must be a sandwich artist. Every little delicate detail perfected with the respect a sandwich deserves. An expert walks the fine line of greatness with a steady hand, as the slightest misuse of quantity or spread could throw the entire integrity of the sandwich into question. It's said that nobody can just become an expert sandwich artist, though. It's something you're born with, a skill molded throughout the years until each artist realizes their potential and creates destiny-fulfilling magic between two slices of heavenly bread.

Do you have to be a natural? Like holding a purse?

 

[seoulsearch]

Do you have to be a natural? Like holding a purse?

Hmm.

That sounds like an idea for the next poll...

"Would Men Be More Willing to Hold a Woman's Purse if She Told Him It's Concealing a Sandwich?"

 

[BruceWayne]

Do you have to be a natural? Like holding a purse?

Afraid so. I don't make the rules.

Hmm.

That sounds like an idea for the next poll...

"Would Men Be More Willing to Hold a Woman's Purse if She Told Him It's Concealing a Sandwich?"

That's a dangerous game. The next thing you know, you come back to your boyfriend covered in crumbs & your purse nowhere in sight.

 

[JustEli]

Hahahahaha

 

[seoulsearch]

That's a dangerous game. The next thing you know, you come back to your boyfriend covered in crumbs & your purse nowhere in sight.

So are you saying that a man holding a purse that contained a sandwich... wouldn't be able to resist eating the purse, too???

I sure hope it's not an expensive purse.

 

[JustEli]

I will say this. One of my absolute favorites is
grilled cheese with pastrami and tomatoes.
and of course fresh oregano.

 

[Hamarr]

So are you saying that a man holding a purse that contained a sandwich... wouldn't be able to resist eating the purse, too???

I sure hope it's not an expensive purse.

Depends on the type of sandwich imo. If it’s a porker, that purse would be gone pretty quick.

 

[JustEli]

Depends on the type of sandwich imo. If it’s a porker, that purse would be gone pretty quick.

Porker?

 

[Hamarr]

Porker?

Should have been ultimate porker. Bacon + ham. I get one every time at Jimmy John’s.

 

[JustEli]

Should have been ultimate porker. Bacon + ham. I get one every time at Jimmy John’s.

Nice

 

[Gracie_14]

I'm eating a sandwich right now...personally prepared by me

 

[Gracie_14]

I've made all sorts of sandwiches over my short life....I think I've been making sandwiches for over 7 years or more....If you mind me to brag for a while....I think I've perfected making the best sandwich with the right fillings...the right meat...the right condiments...after all, i eat 2 a day....made by....you guessed it...meeee

 

[BruceWayne]

So are you saying that a man holding a purse that contained a sandwich... wouldn't be able to resist eating the purse, too???

I sure hope it's not an expensive purse.

I'm not myself when I'm hungry.

 

[Lynx]

I'm eating a sandwich right now...personally prepared by me

The person in that .gif is not eating a REAL sandwich. She is eating a product of a fast food factory's assembly line. Using that picture in a sandwich thread is like using a picture of a Matchbox (tm) car in a thread about real cars.