When I was in my late teens/early 20's, I had a friend whose boyfriend drove a Porsche. He was a really nice guy, down to earth, not stuck up at all... He happened to have a good job and some savings and that's what he decided to spend it on. I have no idea what year or model it was, but, the poor guy... it was THE ugliest putty/gray/slate color I have ever seen. Maybe that's what ruined it for me...
All the Camaros, Trans Ams, and Firebirds I've seen were in cool colors like black, silver, white, red, and cobalt blue.
Actually, I think that even if I COULD afford to buy both Nuke and Zero each a Porsche, I wouldn't do it--I'd buy each of them a Camaro instead just to get back at them for all their wise-guy comments.