When they tell you how amazing they think you are because usually they are usually being promiscuous by this time on the first date.
When they take their shoes and socks off in waffle house to scratch.
When they want to go hiking but have no way of negotiating a 3 foot decorative wooden fence.
When I show up at 5pm to pick them up and they are drunk.
Good grief, have you expereinced all of these examples?! You poor guy..
The waffle statement made me laugh. They were probably fidgety out of nervousness of being on a date with you?
I got a few..
You know the date is taking a wrong turn -
When they take you to KFC (greasy chicken fingers anyone?)
When they call you by another persons name.
When one or both of you fart (probably from the KFC).
When they text all night to other people.
When they think they know what you want (they don't) and order it for you without consulting you.
When they say "Wow thats a huge pimple you got there, want me to squeeze it?" (with their greasy KFC fingers)
When they won't shut up and give you a share of the conversation.
When they make a sarcastic joke about something that means a lot to you.
And yes.. I have experienced all of these..