If your socks could talk....

[kinda]

So, I opened my sock drawer just now, and one sock sort of just popped out by accident, while grabbing another sock. Sort of grabbed the other sock by mistake, and it fell on the floor.

I picked up the sock on the floor and used that one. Maybe this sock wanted out, because it felt like a squished sardine?!?! Maybe not, but it gave me inspiration to start a new thread.

With that said, if your socks could talk, what would they say?

 

[phil36]

You know, I was gonna take off my socks


But then I got cold feet


My socks if they could talk would say-- Phil, you've got the best pair of feet we have ever had!

 

[Lynx]

I threw out all my different pairs of socks and bought 24 pairs of comfortable black socks. Now I don't have to match anything or search for a mate. I just grab any two socks and go.

My socks would complain that it's boring always being just the same as all the other socks in the drawer.

 

[seoulsearch]

Super fun thread, Kinda!

My feet are flat and wedge-shaped, just like a duck's.

If my socks could talk, they would probably quack.

 

[Lanolin]

One pair of mine has library books on it and on the bottom sole it says 'ssh'and on the other it says 'I'm reading'

I also used to have socks I wore when gardening and they said 'darn tough'

 

[Lynx]

One pair of mine has library books on it and on the bottom sole it says 'ssh'and on the other it says 'I'm reading'

I also used to have socks I wore when gardening and they said 'darn tough'

A sock with ssh... Encrypted socks? Wow, what will they think of next?

(For normal people: This is a nerd joke. ssh is "Secure Socket Shell," an encrypted way to access your computer remotely.)

 

[Kireina]

If my socks could talk they probably could not lol

 

[posthuman]

So, I opened my sock drawer just now, and one sock sort of just popped out by accident, while grabbing another sock. Sort of grabbed the other sock by mistake, and it fell on the floor.

I picked up the sock on the floor and used that one. Maybe this sock wanted out, because it felt like a squished sardine?!?! Maybe not, but it gave me inspiration to start a new thread.

With that said, if your socks could talk, what would they say?

my socks would probably be depressed, lonesome and feeling dejected. they probably write sentimental poetry and hardly ever want to come out of their dark, cozy drawer.

because the first thing i do when i get home is kick off the shoes and the socks. i go barefoot as much as possible

 

[EnglishChick]

One pair of mine has library books on it and on the bottom sole it says 'ssh'and on the other it says 'I'm reading'

I also used to have socks I wore when gardening and they said 'darn tough'

those would be perfect socks for me as I love to read

 

[EnglishChick]

My socks are feeling unloved at the moment

Because sandal season has just begun and they don't get to be on my feet as much