The New Ship It Thread

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1ofthem

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Ha. Funny. Women say PLENTY of things about men, in real life and on this site (we get bashed a bit in the "dating single moms" thread). If they can dish it, they should take it.

Oh yes. I went there.

:p
Quiet down and quit beating you're own drum, sir.

Cause, I'm not sure you understood what he was saying....

This ain't the dating single mom's thread. You've crossed over into deeper waters now....

Contrary to popular belief I'm a nice lady so I'll give you a tip.

If you want to make it out of here safe and sound before I have to go all LIZARD LIPS on you....May I suggest you just quiet down and:
 
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Gojira

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Quiet down and quit beating you're own drum, sir.

Cause, I'm not sure you understood what he was saying....

This ain't the dating single mom's thread. You've crossed over into deeper waters now....

Contrary to popular belief I'm a nice lady so I'll give you a tip.

If you want to make it out of here safe and sound before I have to go all LIZARD LIPS on you....May I suggest you just quiet down and:
Well... instead of your silly, meaningless threats, why don't you clarify what it is you think I got wrong? That would be far more constructive.
 

Lanolin

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ok shittim and gardenia broke up and now they have to find new partners...! they didnt even give each other a chance!

so I will pair ...@shittim with @Ruby123
@Gardenias will need to go with @Lynx
 

1ofthem

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Well... instead of your silly, meaningless threats, why don't you clarify what it is you think I got wrong? That would be far more constructive.
Well, that should have been evident...

But guess, I'll have to spell it out for you then...

YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!

Is that clear enough for ya?
 

Lanolin

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I am a bit terrible at matchmaking sorry if ppl dont like my matches

But whoever I am paired with I wouldnt be rude and say Im not even going to have one dance with you!
 
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Oblio

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Ahem...what was that you said about the last word...lizard lips? Lol
 
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Gojira

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Well, that should have been evident...

But guess, I'll have to spell it out for you then...

YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!

Is that clear enough for ya?
No. You have failed to outline specifics for your displeasure with my responses. The only thing your response shows is that you simply didn't like what I had to say. And, if that's the case, I'd say it's you who needs to "deal with it". ;)

Your response is lacking in maturity as well as intelligence. Surely God gave you more in both departments than you're demonstrating.
 
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Gojira

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And that was the famous last words of an idiot...and what they engraved on his tombstone....;)

:p
"Idiot". How very Godly of you. Not to mention absolutely ridiculous, since you are treating this virtual reality we are in as if it was some sort of real world and you were making real threats.
 

1ofthem

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No. You have failed to outline specifics for your displeasure with my responses. The only thing your response shows is that you simply didn't like what I had to say. And, if that's the case, I'd say it's you who needs to "deal with it". ;)

Your response is lacking in maturity as well as intelligence. Surely God gave you more in both departments than you're demonstrating.
Wow... what a nice sense of humor you have....:rolleyes:

Thanks for the lecture, though. I'll keep it in mind...

But I got another little tip for you since you seem to be running a little slow....

We're just having some fun on this thread....

Well, we were anyhow...until a certain slimy little lizard showed up...;)
 

stilllearning

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No I won't let THEM send you two into a bay.
It's great I think if something is brewing.
I'm usually really good at judging people.....lol


I love LOVE
Thanks Gar, so glad you noticed, I have been throwing my best flirt lines her way and to no avail. I am down to my last couple then out of luck. Could you clue her in before I am forced to desperate measures and open up, read, and use the lines from a book I have hanging around. 101 best opening flirt lines by Don Rickles.
 
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Oblio

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Slimy little lizard...I'll have you know that I am a certified anole!
 

1ofthem

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"Idiot". How very Godly of you. Not to mention absolutely ridiculous, since you are treating this virtual reality we are in as if it was some sort of real world and you were making real threats.
What's your problem dude? Clearly, you have no sense of humor...So I'd definitely appreciate it if you just take it elsewhere. I have no time for sad saps like you...just saying;)
 
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Wow... what a nice sense of humor you have....:rolleyes:

Thanks for the lecture, though. I'll keep it in mind...

But I got another little tip for you since you seem to be running a little slow....

We're just having some fun on this thread....

Well, we were anyhow...until a certain slimy little lizard showed up...;)
You know as well as I do that your first response to me was not said "in fun". Secondly, you ought to know that text-driven mediums sometimes are prone to misunderstandings. Thirdly, you respond with insults and nothing substantive. It seems that you are the one running slow today.
 
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Gojira

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Slimy little lizard...I'll have you know that I am a certified anole!
Had a couple of these as a kid. They are so cute. But their tails come off if you try to grab them there. A bit disturbing, but clearly God's looking out for their survival :D
 

1ofthem

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You know as well as I do that your first response to me was not said "in fun". Secondly, you ought to know that text-driven mediums sometimes are prone to misunderstandings. Thirdly, you respond with insults and nothing substantive. It seems that you are the one running slow today.
Seriously, whatever...

I'm finished with this foolishness so take it somewhere else.
 
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Gojira

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What's your problem dude? Clearly, you have no sense of humor...So I'd definitely appreciate it if you just take it elsewhere. I have no time for sad saps like you...just saying;)
Just saying... you need to stop with the phoney smileys. You're not playing or joking.

If you don't like me, block me. And, see you on the other side.