I wouldn't marry.......

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Gojira

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HealthAndHappiness said:
Thanks. I used to hold to the Giants theory of the great flood. Things just didn't add up. It wasn't what the Bible said. I later found out that many held to the sons of God + daughters of men = giants like Jack in the beanstalk or bigger, because they inserted into the Genesis text the book of Enoch.
I don't believe that was written by Enoch or inspired by God. But I'm getting off the thread topic.

Here we go...
I will never marry a son of God OR a daughter of men (unbeliever.)
A daughter of God is a possibility.
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What about 400' radioactive reptiles? Huh?
 
Lanolin

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haha just say NO

no to marriage, its a bad idea
You dont have to marry if you really dont want to. Nobody is going to force you!
 
Lanolin

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they may wear you down until you cave, but, you can always say

'I have changed my mind, I dont want to marry you. Sorry'
'Heres your ring back'
 
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Gojira

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HealthAndHappiness said:
I almost said that a small version of one would make a cool pet......then I remembered what God said to Job. 😄
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About the Leviathan? Whom do you think He was talking about? Yeah, I have a long lifespan.

But, if you're nice, I'll let you boop my gigantic nose. I don't do that very often lest I damage my reputation as dangerous.
 
seoulsearch

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Gojira said:
But if you're nice, I'll let you boop my gigantic nose. I don't do that very often lest I damage my reputation as dangerous.
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Now THAT would be one heck of a game of "Whack-a-Mole (Lizard?)" that I would definitely want to see. :LOL::geek::cool:
 
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Gojira

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Now THAT would be one heck of a game of "Whack-a-Mole (Lizard?)" that I would definitely want to see. :LOL::geek::cool:
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I didn't say anything about whacking my mole. All I said was I'd permit her to touch my nose while letting out a loud "boooop". That was it. Don't read into anything I say. I barely can speak in human, so don't think my statements have more meaning than that.

Don't annoy me. You wouldn't like me annoyed.
 
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Gojira said:
I didn't say anything about whacking my mole. All I said was I'd permit her to touch my nose while letting out a loud "boooop". That was it. Don't read into anything I say. I barely can speak in human, so don't think my statements have more meaning than that. Don't annoy me. You wouldn't like me annoyed.
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But, but... :cry:

And, hey, wait a minute.

Are you actually Godzilla... or Dr. David Banner???!!

Are you trying to pull the scales over our eyes here? :eek: And now I want to see a Godzilla vs. The Hulk showdown because I'm sure The Big Green guy wouldn't like it if anyone try to rip off his most famous catchphrase.

(For any Hulk purists -- the old 80's TV show, which I was a huge fan of, changed the character's name from Bruce to David.)

Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno for the win! :love:






 
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Gojira

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You confuse me with radioactive human? If I could laugh...
 
seoulsearch

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Gojira said:
He drops back down to size.

I don't :devilish:
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Well at least the Hulk never outsizes his pants!! (Does the Hulk always wear Spandex pants? Hmm.)

Where do YOU shop to find pants big enough for a giant city-devouring reptile?
 
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Gojira

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Have you ever seen me with pants?
 
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Gojira

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But, but... :cry:

And, hey, wait a minute.

Are you actually Godzilla... or Dr. David Banner???!!

Are you trying to pull the scales over our eyes here? :eek: And now I want to see a Godzilla vs. The Hulk showdown because I'm sure The Big Green guy wouldn't like it if anyone try to rip off his most famous catchphrase.

(For any Hulk purists -- the old 80's TV show, which I was a huge fan of, changed the character's name from Bruce to David.)

Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno for the win! :love:






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(He later moved to Doug Heffernan's neighborhood in Queens.)
 
seoulsearch

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Gojira said:
Have you ever seen me with pants?
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*Seoulsearch cowers in the corner, not wanting to ponder that thought any further.*

Well, there are scarier things I suppose.

After all, I've never seen King Kong wear pants either.
 
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Gojira said:
(He later moved to Doug Heffernan's neighborhood in Queens.)
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Uh oh, now you're stepping out of my league (which isn't hard to do.)

I had to look that one up... Never watched The King of Queens.

I just remember watching Bill Bixby in "The Apple Dumpling Gang" and having a crush on him ever since. :cool:
 
HealthAndHappiness

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Gojira said:
About the Leviathan? Whom do you think He was talking about? Yeah, I have a long lifespan.

But, if you're nice, I'll let you boop my gigantic nose. I don't do that very often lest I damage my reputation as dangerous.
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God to Job...
"Wilt thou play with him as with a bird? or wilt thou bind him for thy maidens?"
 
Lanolin

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The lounge lizard tried to appear in the Banned Game but...he didnt stick around long enough to snag the plum role in King Kong 2.
 
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