Two Truths and a Lie
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Well, now we know that the lie is #1.
Yes, it is scary.
The first time was when I was only about 6 years old. I almost drowned in the ocean.
I honestly can't believe that I survived the second time. I was in my teens, and I was in my friend's swimming pool with him and his father. Well, his father decided to sneak up on me from behind, dunk me under the water, and hold me down under the water for a bit. What he didn't realize, seeing how he came up from behind me, was that my mouth was wide open at the time. My lungs filled up with water, and he took his hand off of my head and I surfaced just before I would have literally drowned.
Anyhow, as I just finished saying in another response, bears are lousy guessers.
I'll just mosey on back a bit deeper into the woods...
Yes, it is scary.
The first time was when I was only about 6 years old. I almost drowned in the ocean.
I honestly can't believe that I survived the second time. I was in my teens, and I was in my friend's swimming pool with him and his father. Well, his father decided to sneak up on me from behind, dunk me under the water, and hold me down under the water for a bit. What he didn't realize, seeing how he came up from behind me, was that my mouth was wide open at the time. My lungs filled up with water, and he took his hand off of my head and I surfaced just before I would have literally drowned.
Anyhow, as I just finished saying in another response, bears are lousy guessers.
I'll just mosey on back a bit deeper into the woods...
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Well, now we know that the lie is #1.
Yes, it is scary.
The first time was when I was only about 6 years old. I almost drowned in the ocean.
I honestly can't believe that I survived the second time. I was in my teens, and I was in my friend's swimming pool with him and his father. Well, his father decided to sneak up on me from behind, dunk me under the water, and hold me down under the water for a bit. What he didn't realize, seeing how he came up from behind me, was that my mouth was wide open at the time. My lungs filled up with water, and he took his hand off of my head and I surfaced just before I would have literally drowned.
Anyhow, as I just finished saying in another response, bears are lousy guessers.
I'll just mosey on back a bit deeper into the woods...
Yes, it is scary.
The first time was when I was only about 6 years old. I almost drowned in the ocean.
I honestly can't believe that I survived the second time. I was in my teens, and I was in my friend's swimming pool with him and his father. Well, his father decided to sneak up on me from behind, dunk me under the water, and hold me down under the water for a bit. What he didn't realize, seeing how he came up from behind me, was that my mouth was wide open at the time. My lungs filled up with water, and he took his hand off of my head and I surfaced just before I would have literally drowned.
Anyhow, as I just finished saying in another response, bears are lousy guessers.
I'll just mosey on back a bit deeper into the woods...
glad that you survived those near drownings 
correct and me giving a clue away shows i dont know how to play the game lol Ive never been arrested ever glad that you survived those near drownings
glad that you survived those near drownings
The other two times are kind of embarrassing to describe...even for a lousy-guessing bear.
Well, now you know why I live in the woods and not at the beach...
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Id recommend showers not baths.
Anyhow, this had to be the longest water slide in the world. It looped around and around and around in all different directions, and it seemed to go on forever. I was sliding so fast that gravity (I guess) was holding my head down/back under the water, and my nostrils were getting filled with water for the entirety of the ride. I was praying to survive to the end of the ride...and then I got launched (the proper word because I was moving so fast) like a torpedo about 20,000 leagues below the sea...lol. In other words, the ride ended with me being thrust into this very deep pool, and I barely made it to the surface alive.
I sound like a fun date, don't I?
Her: Honey, would you like me to bring anything along for our date?
Me: Ummm...I don't know...maybe a body bag?
lol.
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Well, I might as well come clean on the other time, too.
This was also at a waterpark.
They had these monkey bars (I think that's what they're called) way up high in the air above a very deep pool.
At the end of the monkey bars (and it was a pretty far journey to make it to the end) was a bell with a rope attached to it. The object was to make it across the monkey bars with only your arm strength (you were dangling way up high in the air), ring the bell...and then I guess plummet so far down below the water at about a million miles per hour that only Aqua Man could possibly save you from drowning...lol.
Well, needless to say, I barely survived that whole ordeal as well.
And people wonder why I like the Winter so much...
This was also at a waterpark.
They had these monkey bars (I think that's what they're called) way up high in the air above a very deep pool.
At the end of the monkey bars (and it was a pretty far journey to make it to the end) was a bell with a rope attached to it. The object was to make it across the monkey bars with only your arm strength (you were dangling way up high in the air), ring the bell...and then I guess plummet so far down below the water at about a million miles per hour that only Aqua Man could possibly save you from drowning...lol.
Well, needless to say, I barely survived that whole ordeal as well.
And people wonder why I like the Winter so much...
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I'm not sure, but I'm on pace to start dethroning some cats pretty soon...lol.
I also almost died of a drug overdose many years ago. I got saved shortly after that.
Hmmm? What else?
Well, I survived a fire in which I lost everything years back, and there have been some other close calls as well.
I guess that my time on earth isn't through yet.
I just hope that whatever time I do have left is fruitful in relation to serving the Lord.
Have a blessed night.
I also almost died of a drug overdose many years ago. I got saved shortly after that.
Hmmm? What else?
Well, I survived a fire in which I lost everything years back, and there have been some other close calls as well.
I guess that my time on earth isn't through yet.
I just hope that whatever time I do have left is fruitful in relation to serving the Lord.
Have a blessed night.
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