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Picking your nose in public is a loss of a Woman Card.
Dipping is a loss of a Woman Card.
Spitting in public is a loss of a Woman Card.
Scratching in Public is a loss of a Woman Card. (exception being Olympic Athletes)
A very dangerous woman is one who knows the inner workings of what motivates men.
Dipping is a loss of a Woman Card.
Spitting in public is a loss of a Woman Card.
Scratching in Public is a loss of a Woman Card. (exception being Olympic Athletes)
A very dangerous woman is one who knows the inner workings of what motivates men.
J
- If you can't drive a stick in heels
- If you can't run when your life is in danger without twisting your ankle and making a guy carry you, which causes him to get shot like they do in the movies
- If, like the goofy women in the movies, you twist your ankle and cause the good guy to get shoot, and then you leave the gun laying around for the bad guy to grab instead of picking it up and defending the good guy who got shot because of your inability to put one foot in front of the other.
- If you haven't seen Pretty Woman and/or The Notebook at least 20 times
- If you find the hairy dude in the man card thread attractive
- If you don't know where Bath & Body Works is located in your city
- If you don't have the aisles at your grocery store memorized by product
- If you do your nails with a pocket knife
- If you have never written your name with some guy's name inside of a little heart on something - or just HIS name inside the heart..this counts
- If you don't know the birthdays of your immediate family members/your closest friends/boss/co-workers, and most likely their anniversaries, children's birthdays...
- If you have never played a game requiring a blindfold at a bachelorette party
- If you own plain checks
- If your sheets don't coordinate with your other bedding items
- If you only have one pillow on your bed
- If you haven't rearranged your furniture in the past 6 months
- If you can't read this while you eat lunch, answer the phone, change a diaper, do laundry and plan this week's meals all at the same time
- If you can't run when your life is in danger without twisting your ankle and making a guy carry you, which causes him to get shot like they do in the movies
- If, like the goofy women in the movies, you twist your ankle and cause the good guy to get shoot, and then you leave the gun laying around for the bad guy to grab instead of picking it up and defending the good guy who got shot because of your inability to put one foot in front of the other.
- If you haven't seen Pretty Woman and/or The Notebook at least 20 times
- If you find the hairy dude in the man card thread attractive
- If you don't know where Bath & Body Works is located in your city
- If you don't have the aisles at your grocery store memorized by product
- If you do your nails with a pocket knife
- If you have never written your name with some guy's name inside of a little heart on something - or just HIS name inside the heart..this counts
- If you don't know the birthdays of your immediate family members/your closest friends/boss/co-workers, and most likely their anniversaries, children's birthdays...
- If you have never played a game requiring a blindfold at a bachelorette party
- If you own plain checks
- If your sheets don't coordinate with your other bedding items
- If you only have one pillow on your bed
- If you haven't rearranged your furniture in the past 6 months
- If you can't read this while you eat lunch, answer the phone, change a diaper, do laundry and plan this week's meals all at the same time
*Loves VikkiKate's post!*
I need a tomboy card as well...
I love action, sci-fi and martial arts movies... I'd rather watch something where buildings and vehicles and spaceships get blown up--randomly and repeatedly--than supposedly "romantic" movies with two characters saying "hello", having sex in the next frame, and then agonizing over each other for the rest of the movie... (BBBOOOORRRIIINNNGGG!!)
I couldn't care less about a lot of things matching... not that I wear stripes with plaids (in public) or anything, but fashion and decorating sense are not my strongest points.
I do like window shopping, but most days I'd prefer a watching movies, going to museums, or just spending time with special people over spending the day at the mall.
I've been known to render the Power of the Plunger when needed. So much cheaper than calling a real plumber!! I'm not very good at fix-it-type projects... but I've cut down tree limbs, hammered a few nails (very badly, I must admit), and am currently trying to master a power washer.
Not sure if I still qualify as a woman
, but I can also cook up a few things in the kitchen (pasta dishes and lemon bars), try to keep things neat and tidy, and yes... if need be *grumbles* I occasionally even wear a dress and heels... Though judging from the other thread, it sounds like I may have to fight a few of the guys for the nicest pair of heels!
I need a tomboy card as well...
I love action, sci-fi and martial arts movies... I'd rather watch something where buildings and vehicles and spaceships get blown up--randomly and repeatedly--than supposedly "romantic" movies with two characters saying "hello", having sex in the next frame, and then agonizing over each other for the rest of the movie... (BBBOOOORRRIIINNNGGG!!)
I couldn't care less about a lot of things matching... not that I wear stripes with plaids (in public) or anything, but fashion and decorating sense are not my strongest points.
I do like window shopping, but most days I'd prefer a watching movies, going to museums, or just spending time with special people over spending the day at the mall.
I've been known to render the Power of the Plunger when needed. So much cheaper than calling a real plumber!! I'm not very good at fix-it-type projects... but I've cut down tree limbs, hammered a few nails (very badly, I must admit), and am currently trying to master a power washer.
Not sure if I still qualify as a woman
, but I can also cook up a few things in the kitchen (pasta dishes and lemon bars), try to keep things neat and tidy, and yes... if need be *grumbles* I occasionally even wear a dress and heels... Though judging from the other thread, it sounds like I may have to fight a few of the guys for the nicest pair of heels!
LOL, you just killed The Notebook. You have to surrender your card
I can't help it if I just can't get into movies with impossibly boring milestones of romance... Mostly... going to bed with the guy shortly after meeting him and then trying to hang on to him throughout the rest of the "story"... (ZZZZZ!!!)
I'd rather watch robots in disguise, mutants unleash their powers, and aliens take over the world!
(Not that I'm not a romantic at heart... I mean, if some really cute, humanistic, Christian alien-type guy wanted to ask my out and try to woo me... He could teach me how to fire big guns and blow things up... LOOK! NOW I'm swooning!! )P.S. I've never seen The Notebook and at this point, don't want to.
J
Noun1.sense of humor - the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous; "she didn't appreciate my humor"; "you can't survive in the army without a sense of humor"
Humour or humor (see spelling differences) is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. The term derives from the humoral medicine of the ancient Greeks, which taught that the balance of fluids in the human body, known as humors (Latin: humor, "body fluid"), control human health and emotion.
Humour or humor (see spelling differences) is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. The term derives from the humoral medicine of the ancient Greeks, which taught that the balance of fluids in the human body, known as humors (Latin: humor, "body fluid"), control human health and emotion.
K
You have to surrender your woman card if:
-If you haven't bought anything from Victoria's Secret.
-If you don't go crazy with the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale.
- If you are not willing to kill another woman to get something in ANY store.
-If you haven't been in love with: The Backstreet Boys, Justin Timberlake, Aaron Carter, or some other guy of that kind when you were little.
- If you don't feel like the most complete woman in the world when you go shopping (whatever thing you buy).
- If you don't love looking at purses too expensive for you to buy.
- If you haven't gone to online stores just to look and imagine, not to buy.
- If you don't feel more beautiful and powerful when you get: your nails done, a new haircut, new clothes, new makeup, etc.
- If you haven't spent hours talking about a new desperate housewives, gossip girl, or sex and the city, episode.( or any show of the like)
- If you didn't actually get mad at some guy character on TV for cheating or lying to some woman character of the same show.(Ex: Spencer Pratt always got me on my nerves)
- If you got mad because the woman of the show mentioned above didn''t break up with the guy mentioned above.
-If you haven't cried in a movie.
-If you didn't like any disney princesses movies.
-If you don't care a bit about what you are wearing.
-If you don't know what Paris Hilton was wearing in certain Hollywood event 3 yeas ago.
-If you don't care a bit about why Jennifer Lopez is divorcing Marc Anthony
(okay last two were sarcasm)
-If you haven't bought anything from Victoria's Secret.
-If you don't go crazy with the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale.
- If you are not willing to kill another woman to get something in ANY store.
-If you haven't been in love with: The Backstreet Boys, Justin Timberlake, Aaron Carter, or some other guy of that kind when you were little.
- If you don't feel like the most complete woman in the world when you go shopping (whatever thing you buy).
- If you don't love looking at purses too expensive for you to buy.
- If you haven't gone to online stores just to look and imagine, not to buy.
- If you don't feel more beautiful and powerful when you get: your nails done, a new haircut, new clothes, new makeup, etc.
- If you haven't spent hours talking about a new desperate housewives, gossip girl, or sex and the city, episode.( or any show of the like)
- If you didn't actually get mad at some guy character on TV for cheating or lying to some woman character of the same show.(Ex: Spencer Pratt always got me on my nerves)
- If you got mad because the woman of the show mentioned above didn''t break up with the guy mentioned above.
-If you haven't cried in a movie.
-If you didn't like any disney princesses movies.
-If you don't care a bit about what you are wearing.
-If you don't know what Paris Hilton was wearing in certain Hollywood event 3 yeas ago.
-If you don't care a bit about why Jennifer Lopez is divorcing Marc Anthony
(okay last two were sarcasm)
K
LOL!!! *Stubbornly hangs on to card.*
I can't help it if I just can't get into movies with impossibly boring milestones of romance... Mostly... going to bed with the guy shortly after meeting him and then trying to hang on to him throughout the rest of the "story"... (ZZZZZ!!!)
I'd rather watch robots in disguise, mutants unleash their powers, and aliens take over the world! (Not that I'm not a romantic at heart... I mean, if some really cute, humanistic, Christian alien-type guy wanted to ask my out and try to woo me... He could teach me how to fire big guns and blow things up... LOOK! NOW I'm swooning!! )
P.S. I've never seen The Notebook and at this point, don't want to.
I can't help it if I just can't get into movies with impossibly boring milestones of romance... Mostly... going to bed with the guy shortly after meeting him and then trying to hang on to him throughout the rest of the "story"... (ZZZZZ!!!)
I'd rather watch robots in disguise, mutants unleash their powers, and aliens take over the world!
(Not that I'm not a romantic at heart... I mean, if some really cute, humanistic, Christian alien-type guy wanted to ask my out and try to woo me... He could teach me how to fire big guns and blow things up... LOOK! NOW I'm swooning!! )P.S. I've never seen The Notebook and at this point, don't want to.
Hahahahaha Seoul, a date with a christian alien guy sounds fun. If he has a brother, let me know
Actually, I don't like The Notebook so much. I didn't even cry, and I don't know why women cry watching it. I agree that the end is touching, but the rest of the movie is just regular.Now a movie that makes me cry would be Schlinder's list. That's a touching movie!