How to annoy people

[p_rehbein]

Did they think it was a darth vader impersonation. Lol

No, it was one of those surgical type masks...... But, no one would sit next to me

 

[secularhermit]

Annoying insecure girlfriend!

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Funny or not, at that age, she might look insecure (guarded by the ghost of jealousy) but, on the other side, she is telling the man SHE CARES FOR, she is emotionally engaged and concerned, whenever "he" gives attention to another person because, in the bottom of her heart, she´s seeking more attention and, that could be (a blessing) if BOTH of them are really committed to follow, to stay loyal, in an enduring relationship like marriage.

I wish she finds a MAN who gave her the necesary attention...

I don´t feel that as annoiance, except she insisted, the whole day on, to being connected online or on the phone, when the best possible "solution" could be marriage, to live together.

 

[Rosesrock]

Smile. Keeps em guessing

 

[Blain]

Tap constantly hum all the time and make lots of weird noises with your mouth

 

[Miri]

Play air guitar in the middle of a shopping arcade when they put upbeat
music on the tannoy.

Go the wrong way up/down a moving escalator.

Make imitation beeping noise while stood in the queue at the scanner checkout.

Reach out to grab a handbag to look at and accidentally pull the whole display over
(i did that last year in a shop, it wasn't my fault honestly!)

Take a 6 foot sweeping brush home on the bus and nearly behead all the other
passengers (done that as well eek!)

 

[slave]

Run up the steps and sing the rocky theme

And do it while in service on Easter Sunday. In the sweats, towel around neck hoody on --the whole nine yards. Be careful tho, this one may also annoy God. .

 

[slave]

Just keep asking "Why" after every sentence someone says to you......Oh that's like the finger nails over the chalkboard routine!!

 

[mailmandan]

Mow your yard late at night.

 

[Rosesrock]

Keep asking are we there yet on a trip

 

[Gojira]

Hi I came across this and it gave me a bit of a chuckle.

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen
while talking to others.

3. Name your dog "Dog."

4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all
weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

6. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of
your "astronaut training."

7. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complimentary mints by the cash register.

8. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

9. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

10. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination,
UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

11. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

12. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

13. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie
parts back in the tray.

14. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like
a parakeet.

15. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

16. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars
to see if they slow down.

17. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

18. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance
with prophesy."

19. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as
you can, over and over and over.

20. Drum on every available surface.

21. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

22. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

23. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see
if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Place your shoes on the table.

26. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to
their right.


27. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what
you don't like about each one.

28. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

29. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.

30. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.

40. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.

41. Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly.

42. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.

These are freaking hilarious.

 

[Gojira]

Mow your yard late at night.

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I'd have to have a talk with someone doing this.

 

[Papermonkey]

43.Revive 7 year old zombie threads and when asked, why do that?Answer,why not?

😆

 

[Gojira]

43.Revive 7 year old zombie threads and when asked, why do that?Answer,why not?

😆

You mean I'm annoying? Then I've achieved my divine purpose!

 

[Cameron143]

I don't know what you look like, but honestly, if we ever met and you fell silent I'd be scared enough to pull out a thermometer to make sure you're not sick.

And that's not saying you talk too much. You have a very bubbly personality, so I can't see you containing it in silence. It would just feel wrong.

And take that from someone who admits, I really do talk too much, but don't think that's usually a bad thing.

Does someone typing using small fonts qualify?

 

[Cameron143]

Trust a man to come up with that one Lol

Some things never get old

 

[Lanolin]

Thats what YOU think

lol