What Kind of Cookie Would Be Worth a Whupping From Grandma?

[Talljake]

Lol!!!

Munchkins Vs.

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Munchkins!


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(The jelly-filled ones are divine.)

Pie vs.

Pie

 

[Lynx]

Lol!

I was going to put a thumbs down on your post just as a joke, but I didn't want it to be misinterpreted.

Beh.

Grandmothers hate to seen hungry children of any kind.

I would just give your Grandma my bestest, saddest, most extreme, "poor little me, I'm hungry" look, and not only would she forego the spanking, she'd probably snatch up that whoopie pie right out of your hand -- and give it straight to me.



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You assume there will only be one? Any grandma would have multiple.

 

[jennymae]

You assume there will only be one? Any grandma would have multiple.

I read multipie.

 

[zeroturbulence]

Hey Everyone!

This thread is just meant for some light-hearted fun!

It all started out in @seekingthemindofChrist's excellent thread discussing the dangers of online catfish:

https://christianchat.com/new-christian-chat-members-introduce-yourselves/catfish-scammers.212192/

Along with an informative and helpful discussion, some funny banter led to talk of certain members needing to be corrected by the Ultimate Authority Figure Whom You Do Not Question -- why, Grandma, of course! But Seeking mentioned that his Grandma would give you cookies after the whupping, so...

This then led to a pondering of whether doing purposely doing something to bring on a whupping would be worth it -- IF, and only if, the right cookies were involved, of course!

Since cookies seem to be very popular with the current crowd, and the fun has carried over into @Lynx's latest thread:

https://christianchat.com/christian-singles-forum/pick-up-da-phone.212221/


It seems only fitting to ask this VERYimportant question:

Which cookies (or treat of your choice) would be worth getting a whupping for?

Answer carefully -- others are listening, and if they don't like your answer, they just might hand you over to the Wrath of Grandma!

Which would undoubtedly result in something like this:

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P.S. Everyone knows that if you're REALLY bad, Grandma is going to make you go out and pick your own switch to be whupped with.

P.P.S Everyone ALSO knows that if YOU pick out a switch that's too small or too puny, Grandma herself is going to go out and pick another one herself -- and it's NOT going to be pretty!

*Shudder*

But just think! THE COOKIES!!! Concentrate on the cookies!!

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So...

Which kinds of cookies would make even the biggest, baddest switch worth all that anxiety?

My favorite are chocolate chip macadamia nut

 

[Lynx]

What are we doing to deserve a whipping?

This is not a trivial question. It needs to be something mild enough to earn a mild whipping. The more severe the crime, the more severe the whipping, and the better the cookies have to be.

It also matters which grandma we're talking about...




Mine is 91 years old and can't give me much of a whipping any more. (She sure could tan my legs when I was a kid though...) The best whipping she can give, a store bought butter cookie could cover.

She doesn't make cookies any more though. But man, for years she made the best cookies at our church bake sale. Lots of times the kitchen table was just covered with chocolate oatmeal cookies. And she knew if you were about to try to swipe one...

 

[Lanolin]

We do have Cookie Time cookies in NZ. If you buy them, they donate profits to dyslexic children who cant read.
Other treats on offer, though not necessarily made by all grandmas are...

ANZAC biscuits
Louise Cake
Ginger Slice
Pinwheel scones
Asparagus Rolls
Mallowpuffs
Chocolate Eclair

Rather it is the other way round, children are expected to bake for their grandparents, last time Meals and Wheels put an order in, they requested just plain biscuits with no coconut or peanuts. Rememeber Grandmas dont have teeth, if they did, they are really wolves in disguise.

Little Red Riding Hood beware. You are better off making soup or porridge instead.

 

[Talljake]

What can I say.... I just like a nice warm cookie with an ice cold glass of milk.

Walking in the kitchen while gram is baking.....

 

[Sculpt]

Hey Everyone!

This thread is just meant for some light-hearted fun!

It all started out in @seekingthemindofChrist's excellent thread discussing the dangers of online catfish:

https://christianchat.com/new-christian-chat-members-introduce-yourselves/catfish-scammers.212192/

Along with an informative and helpful discussion, some funny banter led to talk of certain members needing to be corrected by the Ultimate Authority Figure Whom You Do Not Question -- why, Grandma, of course! But Seeking mentioned that his Grandma would give you cookies after the whupping, so...

This then led to a pondering of whether doing purposely doing something to bring on a whupping would be worth it -- IF, and only if, the right cookies were involved, of course!

Since cookies seem to be very popular with the current crowd, and the fun has carried over into @Lynx's latest thread:

https://christianchat.com/christian-singles-forum/pick-up-da-phone.212221/


It seems only fitting to ask this VERYimportant question:

Which cookies (or treat of your choice) would be worth getting a whupping for?

Answer carefully -- others are listening, and if they don't like your answer, they just might hand you over to the Wrath of Grandma!

Which would undoubtedly result in something like this:

View attachment 254784


P.S. Everyone knows that if you're REALLY bad, Grandma is going to make you go out and pick your own switch to be whupped with.

P.P.S Everyone ALSO knows that if YOU pick out a switch that's too small or too puny, Grandma herself is going to go out and pick another one herself -- and it's NOT going to be pretty!

*Shudder*

But just think! THE COOKIES!!! Concentrate on the cookies!!

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So...

Which kinds of cookies would make even the biggest, baddest switch worth all that anxiety?

If I were to take your whole post, and not just answer what's my favorite cookie...

I would say there is no cookie in existence good enough for me to even think about my grandma hitting me with a hickory switch. She would never do that, and would be offended, in perpetuity, if I were to even imagine it. lol

My grandma was one of those experts in positive engagement and positive redirection. After you knew her, seeing her disappointment in your actions was discipline enough to correct your behavior.

Now my other grandma made these green airy mint cookies once that melted in your mouth. Those are probably the best cookies I've had. In fact, I just had them once, and have never seen them again.

 

[Lanolin]

Why was Cain called Cain. He had no grandma.
Was he naughty because he was never whacked with a cane?

Sorry just being random.