The Side-Eye

[Lynx]

What about you makes people give you the ole side-eye? What do you do that makes people look at you funny?

Do you have an eye that twitches a lot for no reason? Do you do funny voices for your own amusement? Do you skate everywhere on rollerblades?

Is it intentional or something you can't do anything about?

Do you like it? Do you want to make people do a double-take? Or do you hate it and wish it would go away?

 

[Lynx]

Me? I got a few things.

My brain seems to have a random-access link to my music collection. Anything you say will probably remind me of a song. (At least I have gotten better about not singing in the middle of a conversation...)

I make sourdough bread and some of the best chocolate chip cookies you ever tasted. Some people seem to think it's... odd for a guy to bake? I dunno. I like food, so I learned how to make good food.

I'm real big on jokes - good, bad, ugly, all jokes. Some people have told me I'm good at telling dad jokes, though I'm a single guy with no kids. Just this week I was told, "Get away from me Isaac" when I told a real stinker of a joke. (What? Most of the people at my job laughed at it...)

 

[Lynx]

Side note: I tried to start this thread with a thread title of
(>.>)
but apparently the forum can't parse > in the thread title.

 

[Magenta]

Side note: I tried to start this thread with a thread title of
(>.>)
but apparently the forum can't parse > in the thread title.

Thread titles with just symbol keys don't work. I have noticed that before. Not even : ) (space added purposefully).

 

[tourist]

Side note: I tried to start this thread with a thread title of
(>.>)
but apparently the forum can't parse > in the thread title.

Apparently, it is << in this regard.

 

[Pipp]

The fact that I find stuff like this extremely funny ...

 

[Lynx]

The fact that I find stuff like this extremely funny ... View attachment 258471

I've known some cursING people who were crunchy and spicy. (I try to avoid them.)