Hey Everyone,
Skimming through some past threads gave me the idea for this "poll." I know the zombie genre isn't as popular now, but I thought it might be funny just to see what people's answers would be.
I'm just writing the "poll" and its the answers here -- I can't use the regular system for this because the poll boxes don't allow enough space for the answers I have in mind.
In your own post, tell us which answers fit you -- feel free to copy and paste, or just give us the numbers of your answers -- and most importantly, tell us WHY you relate to them.
Please also add in any answers of your own, which will only add to the fun(ny) -- or as @Karlon would say, the phun(ny)!
It's been a REALLY challenging past couple of weeks... I don't know about you, but for me, kicking back with a humorous poll about zombies sounded like the good laugh that maybe many of us could use.
I can't wait to hear your answers! (And for the person(s) who have the private bunk(s)... Are you taking reservations?!)
Step right up and answer...
An Un-Earthly Poll: How Well Would YOU Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?
1. Are you kidding?! I'm a P-A-R-E-N-T. Zombies are WAY BELOW my pay grade!!! The zombies would be begging ME for mercy (and to be let out of time-out.)
2. Give me a break. I deal with (teens, unruly customers, grouchy old people, snoozy meetings -- insert difficult population or situation here) for breakfast. Zombies wouldn't even be an worthy appetizer! I'd be eating their lunch while they fled in terror.
3. Who do I look like, an 80's action star?! I'd rather hang out at Dunkin' Donuts than Gold's Gym. Zombies might get a nibble off me, but I'll still make it through! Nothing like a good zombie bite to give me credibility and a daunting rep(utation.)
4. I might lose a limb or two (hand, foot, left ear,) but I think I'll be just fine! I'll either get prosthetics or have what's left of me transferred into "The Sith Life Support System." After all, it worked for Darth Vader...
5. The zombies might as well go ahead and take my brain. It's not like I'm using it for anything important anyway!
6. Who am I fooling? I'm not exactly prepper material. Zombies would probably turn me into a Thanksgiving dinner -- with all the trimmings!
7. Move aside, chump. Not only will I survive, but my spouse and I (if I don't have one yet, I'll find one who's as much of a strapping survivalist as myself,) and we are going not only going to get through this, but then get to work at re-populating the earth! (Noah/Adam ain't got nothin' on me/us!)
8. I have lots of expendable friends and neighbors the zombies can go after first, so I'm going to survive just fine! (You know, it's like when vampires are chasing you and your friends... and all you have to do is trip your friends and outrun them.) After all, that was just on Monday!
9. I've been WAITING for this day. I've been training/prepping for something like this my whole life, and I'm going to show you how it's done! Now be a good little minion and fetch me my gear.
10. This is what my private underground bunker is for. So sad, really -- I'm going to miss seeing the peasants scurrying around.
11. Other -- I have an even BETTER idea on how to deal with zombies, and that would be ____________________________________________________.
Skimming through some past threads gave me the idea for this "poll." I know the zombie genre isn't as popular now, but I thought it might be funny just to see what people's answers would be.
I'm just writing the "poll" and its the answers here -- I can't use the regular system for this because the poll boxes don't allow enough space for the answers I have in mind.
In your own post, tell us which answers fit you -- feel free to copy and paste, or just give us the numbers of your answers -- and most importantly, tell us WHY you relate to them.
Please also add in any answers of your own, which will only add to the fun(ny) -- or as @Karlon would say, the phun(ny)!
It's been a REALLY challenging past couple of weeks... I don't know about you, but for me, kicking back with a humorous poll about zombies sounded like the good laugh that maybe many of us could use.
I can't wait to hear your answers!
(And for the person(s) who have the private bunk(s)... Are you taking reservations?!) Step right up and answer...
An Un-Earthly Poll: How Well Would YOU Survive a Zombie Apocalypse?
1. Are you kidding?! I'm a P-A-R-E-N-T. Zombies are WAY BELOW my pay grade!!! The zombies would be begging ME for mercy (and to be let out of time-out.)
2. Give me a break. I deal with (teens, unruly customers, grouchy old people, snoozy meetings -- insert difficult population or situation here) for breakfast. Zombies wouldn't even be an worthy appetizer! I'd be eating their lunch while they fled in terror.
3. Who do I look like, an 80's action star?! I'd rather hang out at Dunkin' Donuts than Gold's Gym. Zombies might get a nibble off me, but I'll still make it through! Nothing like a good zombie bite to give me credibility and a daunting rep(utation.)
4. I might lose a limb or two (hand, foot, left ear,) but I think I'll be just fine! I'll either get prosthetics or have what's left of me transferred into "The Sith Life Support System." After all, it worked for Darth Vader...
5. The zombies might as well go ahead and take my brain. It's not like I'm using it for anything important anyway!
6. Who am I fooling? I'm not exactly prepper material. Zombies would probably turn me into a Thanksgiving dinner -- with all the trimmings!
7. Move aside, chump. Not only will I survive, but my spouse and I (if I don't have one yet, I'll find one who's as much of a strapping survivalist as myself,) and we are going not only going to get through this, but then get to work at re-populating the earth! (Noah/Adam ain't got nothin' on me/us!)
8. I have lots of expendable friends and neighbors the zombies can go after first, so I'm going to survive just fine! (You know, it's like when vampires are chasing you and your friends... and all you have to do is trip your friends and outrun them.) After all, that was just on Monday!
9. I've been WAITING for this day. I've been training/prepping for something like this my whole life, and I'm going to show you how it's done! Now be a good little minion and fetch me my gear.
10. This is what my private underground bunker is for. So sad, really -- I'm going to miss seeing the peasants scurrying around.
11. Other -- I have an even BETTER idea on how to deal with zombies, and that would be ____________________________________________________.
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